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BearSchlong

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  1. My Grandfather’s favorite. I hated them when I was a kid, but I sure love them now. Sometimes they have them at Luby’s.
  2. Labia-faced. I chortled.
  3. Congrats on the kids, but that dependent hit from the IRS is gonna suck. Am I horrible that tax status was my first thought? https://www.foxnews.com/us/new-jersey-twins-born-different-days-years-hospital-new-years.amp
  4. Did a beef tenderloin on Christmas which turned out amazing. For New years, my wife brined a pork butt overnight and I smoked it to 195. It was like candy. I usually am not a fan of pork roasts but the outer inch tasted like ham. Moving my recteq to the new house next week and trying to figure out my outdoor kitchen situation.
  5. Exciting game. You kids have fun in the SEC now, y’heah.
  6. I’ve got a pacemaker defibrillator, my heart can take it.
  7. I think he got his bell rung.
  8. ewers might have hit his head on that last offensive play. He looks like he got his bell rung.
  9. It was me. #stollenvalor
  10. Stop there again on the way home, go south 1/2 mile and Rabideaux is on the left. Stock up. You’re welcome.
  11. My dachshunds are going from zero to two gas fireplaces (master bedroom, living room) next week when I move. Gonna be a couple of hotdogs.
  12. Looking at the playoff bracket, a loss doesn’t really hurt the Lions from what I can tell. Might explain his aggression.
  13. His voice still makes me want to go buy a new pickup.
  14. And to think, the last time JJ and JJ were on the field together, I got drunk and swam naked in the Brazos.
  15. Using anything but the scan and pay app on your phone in Sam’s is just a waste. I haven’t been to the checkout line in years. Christmas Eve day I walked in, grabbed a nice trimmed beef tenderloin, scanned, paid, flashed the QR code to the door monitor, and was back in the truck inside of 5 minutes total.
  16. Lmao no. She is just loud.
  17. Actually, I needed some understated chili cap toes to complement my brown Strandmoks, which are admittedly a little over the top. And I had $60 in AE bonus bucks, so thank you.
  18. Please, no. She just has a big personality. She has my sweet nature and her mother's sense of dramatic flair.
  19. Sorry to derail the bowl talk. Does anyone actually buy AAFLAC? If I understand their value, it’s indemnifying against health care insurance out of pocket maximums, right? What am I missing? They’re obviously profitable.
  20. This. 95% of CFB fans will never see their team in a playoff. It’s already semi-pro football and everyone else.
  21. Good job, FSU marketing dept.
  22. She has a strong, dominant personality. It’ll take a special guy to commit matrimony without homicide.
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