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  1. BearSchlong
    Yeah my Aggie kid already spent 6 months on the Polish Ukraine border with the 82nd starting the week after the invasion, helping out St. Javelin. Still, outliers. It’s the Aggies that do Aggie things without Army money involvement that make me chuckle.
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    Calm your titties just earned me a strange glance. My wife is a genuine hero whose daily routine deals with heinous shit that you and I cant imagine. (She was up at 2:30 this morning waiting on a dad flying in from out of state to pick up two toddlers that were kidnapped, to top off a day that started with an ER doc reporting vaginal lacerations on a little kid then went straight to a few hours in court testifying about a mom leaving her 2 year old at home alone while she turned tricks and bought drugs. The speaker of the house’s wife was ad litem on that one, she’s a good egg) Still, this:
  3. BearSchlong

    Getting old sucks

    BearSchlong replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    Uh, you’re going to use the same doctor that did all that? Do you live in some 3rd world place like Beaumont?
  4. BearSchlong
    I hope today was his shitty round of the year.
  5. BearSchlong
    Oh God that would really kick off the weekend right.
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    Im 30 miles from the Louisiana border, and when I turn off my home Wi-Fi here is the message.
  8. BearSchlong
    1.16k re-truths, 2.99k likes. 1,160 and 2,999. Rillllllly impressive numbers. Impressions are accidental. Like driving by a billboard. Views lmfao gtfo. Fucking idiot.
  9. BearSchlong
    Stealing this
  10. BearSchlong
    I use “I swear, when You act like this I wish I could time travel to 1977 and kick your dad in the balls and tell him to be a better parent” (I’m gray, like most women she doesn’t compute nuance)
  11. BearSchlong
    Oh great. Now we’re gonna hear about how he is playing like Tiger on a broken leg while crushing the field. Spiethcoaster alert, the lap bar just dropped. Keep your hands inside the ride at all times.
  12. BearSchlong
    Why limit your decor to photography? There’s an art gallery in every buceees, in the hallway between the coffee stand and the pisser. Is your place nice? I like Frio river sitting.
  13. BearSchlong
    Found what I need
  14. BearSchlong
    “Pussy will pull a freight train” - a friend who played a few tour events back in the day But still, I hope she got sober because she does check a lot of boxes on the psycho scale. Can a doctor ever be on time? I have a meeting in half an hour.
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    https://www.instagram.com/p/B_A5mdWjZ_F/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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    Holy shit I had forgotten about this! https://www.golfwrx.com/514742/lucas-glovers-wife-arrested-for-domestic-violence-after-allegedly-attacking-husband-for-poor-play/ Edit - oh, looks like maybe she dialed it down a bit. https://www.golfchannel.com/news/lucas-glover-and-wife-embrace-new-beginning?amp
  17. BearSchlong
    So in the end, 2-8 are still eligible to win fedex cup (assumes SS finishes worse than 16th and accrues no additional points) with a tournament victory, but all 30 would get a tournament win and the $3.6MM check.
  18. BearSchlong
    If Scottie wins next week he would be ~$40MM in official winnings for 2023. That is mind blowing.
  19. BearSchlong
    Reading this and having met you IRL, you’re a good egg.
  20. BearSchlong
    Reading this and having met you IRL, you’re a good egg. (Tapa made me say it twice)
  21. BearSchlong
    The library is still way far out on the product roadmap. I’m thinking MAGA Inc. has that pencilled in as a posthumous grift.
  22. BearSchlong
    WAP Wet assed Permit
  23. BearSchlong
    Also, unsure. Watsonx.
  24. BearSchlong
    For the case study, it was actually a smallish proprietary dataset and a preset foundation model for illustrative purposes. I’m just now learning this stuff, and I’m decidedly non-technical but being trained. Everything else was me being facetious and asinine.
  25. BearSchlong
    I spent a week with a team doing prompt engineering and building transformers on a LLM foundation model for a travel industry use case this week. Long story short, my wife had to pick up another on-call week and so I’m sitting here wondering how one would correlate a mom’s name to predict the probability that she would become involved in a CPS case. So while my wife is on a conference call with LEOs and field workers due to this hour’s train respective train wreck, I quietly explain my thinking to my daughter and end it with my strip club announcer voice “Let’s give it up for Cinnamon!!!!!! She is headed to the VIP room” So then my daughter starts wondering what male names are the most common for dads who end up with a case called in against them. And no, FBI, Im not about to see if I can find an API to run against the state’s data warehouse.

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