Everything posted by BearSchlong
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I'm An Alcoholic
I like it when you people contribute to our thread.
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
Yall are fucked then
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I'm An Alcoholic
I am sensitive and I do not suffer well, and I need to pray for others. That’s the tl;dr of the 10 paragraph missive I just typed about traveling to Yellowstone with my wife’s alcoholic uncle. Grateful to be sober, safe and reasonably sane. And to have a meeting to attend.
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Yellowstone
My wife spread some of her mom’s ashes in the foothills of the Tetons very near your first picture above, by Jackson Lake yesterday, and in the Grand Canyon of the Yellowstone today. The last 3 days have been glorious. Me, Tetons, Yellowstone, the Snake, and a new GoPro. Today I left my wife’s uncle at the house with some scotch, cigs, and Fox News, and saw some gorgeous stuff. My river guide has been living in a Tundra with a camper top rig since spring semester ended, and is headed back to the University of Alaska tomorrow. An efficiency in Jackson Hole is $6k/month. He said he’s camped in a different place every night all summer. He does this every year and he’s about to start a masters in engineering.
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Texas -- a failed state
I read this on the banks of the Yellowstone River, while tanning ribeyes and watching a herd of elk. My wife has 4 years left to vest. Staying at a magnificent house, and I ruined ol Mr. Boudreaux’s dinner by telling him it was designed and built by a west coast Democrat. Poor bitter ol fucker was sweating a drink so bad today I sat my wife down and told her look, your uncle is about to get the shakes bad, is acting like an asshole, and if you don’t get him a bottle of scotch and a case of beer I’m gonna leave his ass here without a car while I go adventuring.
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PGA Tour 2025
God what a beating. I’ll bet Scottie was happy to get off the course today. Had a little fun on ChatGPT. Alright, here’s the roast version — why it’s painful to watch Patrick Cantlay play golf: • Watching Cantlay line up a putt is like waiting for paint to dry… if the paint also had to check the wind, re-read the grain, and call a rules official. • He doesn’t “play golf,” he commutes through golf — slow, joyless, and always stuck in traffic. • By the time he pulls the trigger, you’ve had enough time to order food, get it delivered, and watch a Netflix episode. • His pre-shot routine has its own back nine. • Even Jim Nantz has run out of synonyms for “deliberate.” • At the Ryder Cup, European fans started chanting “Hit the ball!” — and half of Team USA joined in. • Cantlay’s highlight reels are longer than the Lord of the Rings extended cuts… and contain about the same amount of action.
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Pellet Grills and Smokers
3-2-1 Put em on at 240 for 3 hours, wrap em in foil for 2, then the last hour unwrapped. Use some yellow mustard as a binder and some pork rub, spray it with apple juice every once in a while, and for god sakes peel the silver skin off first. If you run out of time just wrap them and stick them in a broiling pan at 350 until tender. Of course my answer is 12 hours too late so how did they turn out?
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PGA Tour 2025
And we all know Henley follows it up with huhum 68s and 69s while Scottie shoots 66s and 67s. Its over.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
You can take the boy out of Beaumont, but you can't stop him from sticking his dick in the only living neanderthal. I have 120 mutuals with that cretin. Head scratching, because most are attention whores, some are Dems, about half are dead, and none are ex-cons or drug addicts.
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Pellet Grills and Smokers
As chronicled on another thread, I've spent about $500 this year in professional extermination costs eradicating mice. It is incredible the places they end up. A mouse can squeeze through an opening the diameter of a #2 pencil. Their skulls are tiny and they can contort their bodies to follow. In my case, I have 4 house perimeter bait boxes plus two in the attic, refilled every 6 weeks by my guy Luis. Mice eat the bait, leave the house to go find water, and die of dehydration. After trapping 50 of them I went nuclear. Such is life adjacent to a 1,000-acre field.
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PGA Tour 2025
For back to school his agent should pitch a golf bag that resembles this.
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PGA Tour 2025
So Bhatia aces 17, winning the car, and the announcers set him up so he has to give the Caddy the Bimmer.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Or change the settings so he only gets the Spanish translation.
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Life and Death of a Salesman
Not bad, actually, but its option year subscription inertia getting me to 100% OTE. I have begun working very closely with a big aerospace firm and a DOD agency, which has been enlightening and interesting. DOGE doesn't try to bully .mil people, but holy smokes USAID and civilian agencies are getting bent over. Culture shock is I'm not ex military.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
- Tell Me About Baylor
From time to time I’ll wear a Baylor quarter zip in the NE and people will ask me if its Boston University. Plus isn't a part of owning a trademark the responsibility of enforcing it? IIRC that's why the Aggies sued the NFL Seahawks over the twelfth man thing.- I'm An Alcoholic
Great AA meeting on Catalina, by the way. At a little church towards the back of town.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Viking thinks my late father and his late FIL who would be about 120 now are sitting around the house with millions sitting in the bank. Every single day they bombard me with booklets about how I need to cruise Europe’s waterways. I'm not kidding when I say I discard about 50lbs of their catalogs annually. +1 on Norwegian Haven class. Its awesome.- Surly #Stonks
I'm keeping it. Also here to reiterate I’m long ASTS. My son got in at below 4 and its trading around 50.- Surly #Stonks
Thanks for the 7% bump.- Life and Death of a Salesman
Any RSU potential for you?- Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
That's the year’s best post so far.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
So the beds have LED lighting that illuminate underneath, presumably so you can locate things like slippers, socks, etc. Last night I come into the bedroom, she is sleeping, her side of the floor is lit up like daylight, and it took me a few minutes to locate her bed remote so I could douse the light.- PGA Tour 2025
True. Really a head scratcher. - Tell Me About Baylor
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