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  1. BearSchlong
    My best friend’s kid flew AUS/DFW/AUS on the same day to do exactly that.
  2. BearSchlong
    And you’re just the gaslit victim of a giant narcissist pussy. Dammit not you Sydney
  3. BearSchlong
    Post it a thousand times and you’d still be wrong.
  4. BearSchlong
    And yet you support Trump what an absolute disconnect.
  5. BearSchlong
    Hey, y’all are the ones that decided to join the SEC
  6. BearSchlong
    Because it worked so well the first time.
  7. BearSchlong
    Wow, you are one gaslit son of a bitch, aren’t you? Not you, Sydney.
  8. BearSchlong
    You’re wrong. That was just two narcissists sitting on the sideline jerking each other off. We know trumps real identity by now. I am, however, impressed he knows so much about fighters.
  9. BearSchlong
    Voted at the Rogers Park community center in BMT. No wait. Voted all D except for Dade Phelan (because he isn’t a psychopath) but abstained in other races where the R candidate was unopposed. Voting for Tim Walz was satisfying. Voted against ratifying the ISD ad valorum rate because fuck $0.97/$100 and an additional $14mm tax burden is preposterous. Then felt guilty for voting against “education,” but it’ll pass, and I’ll happily pay. This state, man. One giant shell game run by right wing carnies. Still better than Canada!
  10. BearSchlong
    What’s the play? Scare trump into leaving battlegrounds and focus on playing defense in a state she has no chance of winning?
  11. BearSchlong
    Demon of Unrest was enlightening, especially with regards to South Carolina's role in starting the civil war. Just finished this one. Great read.
  12. BearSchlong
    My wife is grieving her mom’s recent death. Today, she was feverish with the flu, and as I was driving her to the doctor, she mumbled, “I know I'm going to hell for saying this, but at least now my vote won’t just offset mom’s.”
  13. BearSchlong
    Flying home from an 11 day vacay. Had a dream last night where me, Kyrie, and Brisket were tasked with renovating a sorority house that had been hurricane damaged. We were trying to establish things like budget, materials, timeline, scope, and those girls were of zero help. Head scratcher for sure. Anyway, sober life is good. My break from CR has been calming.
  14. BearSchlong
    Well, we had a splendid time in the old city, at the Hotel du Vieux which was pretty luxurious. I didn't believe a place could have 2000+ reviews with fewer than 10 negatives but it was legit. I don't know how one lives without heated bathroom floors. The restaurant there was Bistro Hortus and it was amazing. Hiked the falls which was neat. Walked through the holy door at Notre Dame and lit a candle for my late MIL. Rented a car and explored the isle De Orleans for a full day, then did the NCL Gem (Haven level) to Charlottetown, Sydney, Halifax (Peggy’s Cove) Portland, Kennebunkport, Bar Harbor (Acadia NP), Boston, and Salem. Ate so much fucking lobster I'm about to grow an exoskeleton. Had a weird dream last night where me, Kyrie, and Brisket were the GCs in charge of renovating a sorority house. Weird.
  15. BearSchlong
    Flying in on Wednesday morning, on Friday we’re doing the same cruise but in reverse - QC to Boston. My first, her 2nd. NCL Gem, top front center balcony. I fucked up and booked the Marriot with the incorrect dates so had to scramble but found this place - Hotel Du Vieux Quebec https://hvq.com/ in the old city which looks really cool so I'm excited. My wife’s mom was on the trip/post I bumped from 2018 and we had her funeral this past weekend, so this is a much needed getaway.
  16. BearSchlong
    Last storm put 7” of water in my BIL’s parents house in Treasure Island right by John’s Pass, and totalled all their vehicles. They were planning on living on their boat while renovating. They noped out yesterday.
  17. BearSchlong
    Spent 4 days entertaining O&G execs at a golf event in OK. One vendor had fabricated a pina colada machine. This contraption contains a 5 gallon igloo water cooler and a kitchen garbage disposal to chop the ice. I always shroud my “I don't drink” statements with a little bit of mystery and intrigue.
  18. BearSchlong
    Ok I lasted til the 4th. Burying my wife’s mom tomorrow morning, she valiantly fought Glioblastoma for a year. That's some seriously bad cancer. I had to miss my yearly 4 day AA retreat/conference but was blessed to be with her the last week of her life. I hope I never again hear the guttural noise that my wife made when her mom shook off this mortal coil. Anyway, I've got people descending on my house from all parts near and far but wanted to check in with my people. Still not going to be here daily as Ill be taking my wife on a leaf peeping cruise in Canada on Wednesday. Hope you're all well.
  19. BearSchlong
    I’m stepping away from all social media for a month to focus on some challenging professional tasks and opportunities that sobriety and my higher power have presented. My “ism” includes a general internet dopamine addiction, and I want to see if I can put it down. Those of you who have my personal info have my blessing to share it with any problem drinkers, as helping alcoholics remains paramount. See y’all on Oct 9th.
  20. BearSchlong
    Frank Drebin.
  21. BearSchlong
    The fonz is a cool follow.
  22. BearSchlong
    Celery man is Raleigh, IIRC
  23. BearSchlong
    It’s an epidemic. I just looked on the spice rack and there is a lid that is sitting on a jar top at an angle.
  24. BearSchlong
    Fuck Yes!! My grandfather had this in his garage. He would aim his big ol’ Caddy right at her cleavage. The man loved to park that car.
  25. BearSchlong
    From the local news in Beaumont a while back.

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