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  1. BearSchlong
    Starter wives do the cutest things! My second wife and I do not share any bank, credit card, or investment accounts and it’s glorious. Our ground rules are basically don’t do stupid money things.
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    Yellowstone

    BearSchlong replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV

    Houston boat show says hold my beer. Posted in boating thread, SIAP in this one.
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    These fuckin Aggies, I swear. One of the other brothers is marrying a Sip next month and my toast to the bride will be “Darwin said we need a healthy, diverse gene pool. Thanks for doing your part.” I was invited to a watch party today and my excuse is that I need to go work on my boat. God help us if the kid wins the Mahsters Toonamint. It’s bad enough that my favorite golfers not stricken with Lyme’s disease went to Texas.
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    Tiger doesn’t look like he wants to play the weekend. Fun fact - just found out that Bennett’s caddie’s wife is my son’s brother in law’s middle school teacher in CS. Poor kid is 10 and will be a 6th generation Corps guy.
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    Let’s get rid of a woke mouse and replace him with a stupid beaver and shitty barbecue. Now, I love me some buc-ees. But it’s just another grift for the GOP to fund state politics.
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    https://medcoe.army.mil/efmb More satisfying since he washed out twice and nailed it on the 3rd try. Gil he’s MEDO for a Combat Aviation Brigade too.
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    Didn’t Travis Tritt get the Eagles back together after ruining one of their songs?
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    This was my first thought Scottie missed so many putts, he could have easily shot a 64. Watching the amateur Aggie hang with him and Homa was great. But when he took too much club on 18 and then Homa hit it close you could tell who is pro. His whole putting ritual isn’t quite developed yet, but if I’m that kid walking off 18 with a 68 my heart is beating through my chest while it registers that I could win this thing one day. Reminds me of Rose’s first round at the Toonament. Damn I’m getting old.
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    If IBM didn’t exist, the world would fall apart.
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    That is astounding. Existing lender or is the seller getting a new property with mortgage and they’re trying to go for a twofer and offering an incentive if they get both loans? Other than qualifying does your buyer have to see their mortgage offer?
  11. BearSchlong
    I’ve shared many hours with some now-sober historically chart topping country stars. More than one lengthy convo about “you wrote the soundtrack for a lot of my terrible fuck-ups, but it was fun at the time.”
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    Do those qualify as French toe? I like em.
  13. BearSchlong
    Hold on, I’ll have our Watson guys work up an AI version of you. Mom won’t know the difference.
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    As an executive board member of a halfway house and a member of the recovery community, there’s nothing that makes me cringe like hearing someone say “well, I caught a case. . .” No, motherfucker. Cases aren’t like fly balls, or stray bullets. You EARNED a case. trump EARNED a case.
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    Yeah I have my app set to “noteworthy” flights.
  16. BearSchlong
    Quoting for posterity because in 45 days you’re going to look back and have a good laugh.
  17. BearSchlong
    Fuck that is awful.
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    Drunk black or Hispanic guy - cops arrest him and he gets chronically screwed by the system. Drunk me - the cops drop me off at the Marriott and tell me to just sleep it off. And as I’m getting out of the police cruiser I joke about my lifetime platinum status. Happened at least a half dozen times when I lived in San Antonio prior to my sobriety. And when I finally forced the issue by trying to fight a cop, and ended up with some slight consequences, I was the only white dude in a suit taking piss tests for the Bexar Co. probation office. La eMe cocked their heads and looked at me like WTF, ese? 2004 wasn’t my best year.
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    Prohibition works to support the LEO/Incarceration industrial complex. Period.
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    There was a Dellionaire who lived at Ponderosa and became a guide, Bill something, can’t remember his last name, we used to put Scott’s Hyde drift boat in there. I’ve fished that stretch you mentioned often.
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    Are you getting your A1C and blood sugar tested? I’d be wary as fuck of any nutritionist that advised me to add sugar, but that’s because I’m virtually tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist level skeptical of the industry based on conversations my cardiologist and I have had regarding the AMA and the USDA. This is a helpful resource - https://www.health.harvard.edu/diseases-and-conditions/glycemic-index-and-glycemic-load-for-100-foods Even better https://www.health.harvard.edu/diseases-and-conditions/the-lowdown-on-glycemic-index-and-glycemic-load What I was really looking to share http://www.mv5.ca/EWF/docs/glycemic%20index.pdf
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    So for millions of years, humans pissed in public with impunity. And now OnlyFans Boebert comes up with this bullshit. You just have to know that somewhere there exists a video of her pissing that someone paid for. Every accusation is a confession. My last phone conversation with El Diablo before he died was about how he was having a new fence installed at his house, and how pissing in your back yard is a satisfying rite of home ownership.
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    Lifting when your muscles are glycogen depleted is different, for sure. But on the positive side it means a lot less lactic acidosis so your soreness should be reduced, overall.
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    That metal slide sure does cool off my balls. Thinking about heading to kitchen for another cup of sonic ice and water. That is if the dogs don’t eat me first. Wish me luck. Oh, and I never carry but I do keep my sig in the truck console vault that Sack recommended if I’m headed anywhere sketchy.
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    Pussy is expensive. Unfortunately they don’t teach that in school, and my 45 yr old dad was in the middle of banging his 24 yr old secretary when he should have been teaching me life lessons instead of making her my ex stepmother. We smoothed things over later. I think we’re all entitled to a little insanity in life sometimes.

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