Everything posted by BearSchlong
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
While we’re talking about that, there are few things that match the satisfaction of a cold cut sandwich smorgasbord for lunch on a hot day fishing, especially when the guide service is providing lunch. Pulled from the top layer of an ice chest, cool food washed down with a few ice cold diet cokes. Especially rewarding after a morning of landing fish and knowing that more are to come. I don’t care if it’s on a drift boat on a trout stream, or in the galley or shaded cockpit of a sport fisherman offshore in the blue water. But the latter often includes a catnap on the trip back to the dock, with the engine harmonics providing a white noise cocoon.
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Whatcha reading?
How long you in for? Need money for commissary?
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Which one of you fellas shit your pants in NOLA?
We’re going to need your wife’s nudes to see if your story checks out. You can trust us, we’re all lawyers.
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All Encompassing Mortgage and Real Estate Thread
Fuck NC. My son was out a few $K for the same stupid law. I have a degree in RE and was apoplectic when I discovered that situation.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
lol the market didn’t even flinch when my dad died and quit printing out recipes. It’s been years since I bought cartridges, I have the HP smart subscription. $6/month in perpetuity and they send me refills when my printer tells them to.
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Hard Knocks 2023: Dolphins
A kid with a cigarette lighter, too.
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AI generated videos and images
What apps should one use to generate AI content?
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
My Grandfather’s favorite. I hated them when I was a kid, but I sure love them now. Sometimes they have them at Luby’s.
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Abbott being Abbott
Labia-faced. I chortled.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Congrats on the kids, but that dependent hit from the IRS is gonna suck. Am I horrible that tax status was my first thought? https://www.foxnews.com/us/new-jersey-twins-born-different-days-years-hospital-new-years.amp
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Pellet Grills and Smokers
Did a beef tenderloin on Christmas which turned out amazing. For New years, my wife brined a pork butt overnight and I smoked it to 195. It was like candy. I usually am not a fan of pork roasts but the outer inch tasted like ham. Moving my recteq to the new house next week and trying to figure out my outdoor kitchen situation.
- CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN
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CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN
- CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN
- CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN
- CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN
- CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN
- Which one of you fellas shit your pants in NOLA?
It was me. #stollenvalor- Official Sugar Bowl road trip thread
Stop there again on the way home, go south 1/2 mile and Rabideaux is on the left. Stock up. You’re welcome.- Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
My dachshunds are going from zero to two gas fireplaces (master bedroom, living room) next week when I move. Gonna be a couple of hotdogs.- Cowboys v Lions
Looking at the playoff bracket, a loss doesn’t really hurt the Lions from what I can tell. Might explain his aggression.- Cowboys v Lions
His voice still makes me want to go buy a new pickup.- Cowboys v Lions
And to think, the last time JJ and JJ were on the field together, I got drunk and swam naked in the Brazos.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Using anything but the scan and pay app on your phone in Sam’s is just a waste. I haven’t been to the checkout line in years. Christmas Eve day I walked in, grabbed a nice trimmed beef tenderloin, scanned, paid, flashed the QR code to the door monitor, and was back in the truck inside of 5 minutes total.- Official 2023 bitch about your family @ the Holidays thread
Lmao no. She is just loud.
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