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BearSchlong

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  1. I kicked the speed on Audible up to 1.25x just to get through it.
  2. So he picked up his provisional?
  3. He is a beat down, for sure. Almost as bad as watching Kevin Na.
  4. I just listened to Desantis’ book because I didn’t want to be accused of being uninformed. He is not a stupid man, he has talents. He has a deep seated rust belt working class racism, he is a connoisseur of Clarence Thomas’s asshole, keen hearing that can pick up the faintest of fascist dog whistles, and has read the Federalist papers. He’s a master negotiator who wouldn’t have been elected governor without trading his soul to trump, but that took away all his leverage against trying to resuscitate 1950s Walt Disney racism. If only those radical liberals would accept their lot in life and stop resisting that would stop the hate! I hope Disney buries him. He really believes all this George Soros Antifa shit too. I do, however, envy the Florida gubernatorial term limits. That would be great for Texas, hell, the whole nation. Trump is going to fuck him up.
  5. Tbh, I haven’t been out much since fall. I pumped last year’s remaining fuel out of the tank into Jerry cans and replaced with brand new gas. My FIL owns a shop with a 1,000 gallon oil/fluids/gas/nasty chemicals disposal/recycling tank so throwing the old gas away is uncomplicated. Bought a pint of live shrimp, got the boat wet, ran wide open for a half hour to make sure all was good with the motor and then commenced to knocking down a school of specks. Caught 12 up to about 23” Beautiful weather, nice afternoon and evening. My plan is to fish a lot of weekday afternoons this summer. Meetings in the morning, on the water by 4.
  6. Starter wives do the cutest things! My second wife and I do not share any bank, credit card, or investment accounts and it’s glorious. Our ground rules are basically don’t do stupid money things.
  7. Houston boat show says hold my beer. Posted in boating thread, SIAP in this one.
  8. These fuckin Aggies, I swear. One of the other brothers is marrying a Sip next month and my toast to the bride will be “Darwin said we need a healthy, diverse gene pool. Thanks for doing your part.” I was invited to a watch party today and my excuse is that I need to go work on my boat. God help us if the kid wins the Mahsters Toonamint. It’s bad enough that my favorite golfers not stricken with Lyme’s disease went to Texas.
  9. Tiger doesn’t look like he wants to play the weekend. Fun fact - just found out that Bennett’s caddie’s wife is my son’s brother in law’s middle school teacher in CS. Poor kid is 10 and will be a 6th generation Corps guy.
  10. Let’s get rid of a woke mouse and replace him with a stupid beaver and shitty barbecue. Now, I love me some buc-ees. But it’s just another grift for the GOP to fund state politics.
  11. https://medcoe.army.mil/efmb More satisfying since he washed out twice and nailed it on the 3rd try. Gil he’s MEDO for a Combat Aviation Brigade too.
  12. Didn’t Travis Tritt get the Eagles back together after ruining one of their songs?
  13. This was my first thought Scottie missed so many putts, he could have easily shot a 64. Watching the amateur Aggie hang with him and Homa was great. But when he took too much club on 18 and then Homa hit it close you could tell who is pro. His whole putting ritual isn’t quite developed yet, but if I’m that kid walking off 18 with a 68 my heart is beating through my chest while it registers that I could win this thing one day. Reminds me of Rose’s first round at the Toonament. Damn I’m getting old.
  14. If IBM didn’t exist, the world would fall apart.
  15. That is astounding. Existing lender or is the seller getting a new property with mortgage and they’re trying to go for a twofer and offering an incentive if they get both loans? Other than qualifying does your buyer have to see their mortgage offer?
  16. I’ve shared many hours with some now-sober historically chart topping country stars. More than one lengthy convo about “you wrote the soundtrack for a lot of my terrible fuck-ups, but it was fun at the time.”
  17. Do those qualify as French toe? I like em.
  18. Hold on, I’ll have our Watson guys work up an AI version of you. Mom won’t know the difference.
  19. As an executive board member of a halfway house and a member of the recovery community, there’s nothing that makes me cringe like hearing someone say “well, I caught a case. . .” No, motherfucker. Cases aren’t like fly balls, or stray bullets. You EARNED a case. trump EARNED a case.
  20. Quoting for posterity because in 45 days you’re going to look back and have a good laugh.
  21. Drunk black or Hispanic guy - cops arrest him and he gets chronically screwed by the system. Drunk me - the cops drop me off at the Marriott and tell me to just sleep it off. And as I’m getting out of the police cruiser I joke about my lifetime platinum status. Happened at least a half dozen times when I lived in San Antonio prior to my sobriety. And when I finally forced the issue by trying to fight a cop, and ended up with some slight consequences, I was the only white dude in a suit taking piss tests for the Bexar Co. probation office. La eMe cocked their heads and looked at me like WTF, ese? 2004 wasn’t my best year.
  22. Prohibition works to support the LEO/Incarceration industrial complex. Period.
  23. There was a Dellionaire who lived at Ponderosa and became a guide, Bill something, can’t remember his last name, we used to put Scott’s Hyde drift boat in there. I’ve fished that stretch you mentioned often.
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