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BearSchlong

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  1. My Jewish nieces just started at Episcopal school because the catholic school boys circled up and shouted “Heil Hitler” at them, and the school and bishop did nothing because god forbid they discipline BMD kids. They missed the perfect chance to promote ecumenical inclusion and to nip antisemitism in the bud. Cowards.
  2. I call dibs on “Milking Parlor” for my band name.
  3. While at Bunker Hill last week, I realized the Second Amendment was written by guys whose flintlock muskets wouldn't fire in the rain and had a maximum rate of fire of three rounds per minute.
  4. Wife wants a sleep number climate controlled model. Anybody here own one?
  5. Bump. What brands/features/price range should I be considering? Looking for both the remote control adjustable frame and a new mattress. My in laws spent over 10k and I suspect that’s where I’ll end up. Anyone else actively considering this? This zero g thing interests me.
  6. That dude is like Bond villain, or a South African diplomat in an Eddie Murphy cop buddy movie.
  7. Hastert hired my sister as associate parliamentarian of the HOR, after she had sanitized her resume to remove any work for Gore.
  8. My best friend’s kid flew AUS/DFW/AUS on the same day to do exactly that.
  9. And you’re just the gaslit victim of a giant narcissist pussy. Dammit not you Sydney
  10. Post it a thousand times and you’d still be wrong.
  11. And yet you support Trump what an absolute disconnect.
  12. Hey, y’all are the ones that decided to join the SEC
  13. Wow, you are one gaslit son of a bitch, aren’t you? Not you, Sydney.
  14. You’re wrong. That was just two narcissists sitting on the sideline jerking each other off. We know trumps real identity by now. I am, however, impressed he knows so much about fighters.
  15. Voted at the Rogers Park community center in BMT. No wait. Voted all D except for Dade Phelan (because he isn’t a psychopath) but abstained in other races where the R candidate was unopposed. Voting for Tim Walz was satisfying. Voted against ratifying the ISD ad valorum rate because fuck $0.97/$100 and an additional $14mm tax burden is preposterous. Then felt guilty for voting against “education,” but it’ll pass, and I’ll happily pay. This state, man. One giant shell game run by right wing carnies. Still better than Canada!
  16. What’s the play? Scare trump into leaving battlegrounds and focus on playing defense in a state she has no chance of winning?
  17. Demon of Unrest was enlightening, especially with regards to South Carolina's role in starting the civil war. Just finished this one. Great read.
  18. My wife is grieving her mom’s recent death. Today, she was feverish with the flu, and as I was driving her to the doctor, she mumbled, “I know I'm going to hell for saying this, but at least now my vote won’t just offset mom’s.”
  19. Flying home from an 11 day vacay. Had a dream last night where me, Kyrie, and Brisket were tasked with renovating a sorority house that had been hurricane damaged. We were trying to establish things like budget, materials, timeline, scope, and those girls were of zero help. Head scratcher for sure. Anyway, sober life is good. My break from CR has been calming.
  20. Well, we had a splendid time in the old city, at the Hotel du Vieux which was pretty luxurious. I didn't believe a place could have 2000+ reviews with fewer than 10 negatives but it was legit. I don't know how one lives without heated bathroom floors. The restaurant there was Bistro Hortus and it was amazing. Hiked the falls which was neat. Walked through the holy door at Notre Dame and lit a candle for my late MIL. Rented a car and explored the isle De Orleans for a full day, then did the NCL Gem (Haven level) to Charlottetown, Sydney, Halifax (Peggy’s Cove) Portland, Kennebunkport, Bar Harbor (Acadia NP), Boston, and Salem. Ate so much fucking lobster I'm about to grow an exoskeleton. Had a weird dream last night where me, Kyrie, and Brisket were the GCs in charge of renovating a sorority house. Weird.
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