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BearSchlong

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  1. That's cocopup. Her dad is to the left, Captain Jack. Yes Im a recovered alcoholic with dogs named jack and coke, but I didn't name them.
  2. I hope not. Vikings football has been a family rallying point since we lost my 15-year-old nephew last year. They moved to Eden Prarie and everything.
  3. Just sitting here stroking my wieners. Long, longer, and longest.
  4. I love the last series of posts; good on y'all. I did take care of my dad’s recreational needs, taking him fishing once weekly, weather permitting, for the last 13 years of his life. The Saturday prior to his death, I was talking about how we were going to engineer him getting into and out of the boat on our next trip, and he said, “Son, your stepmom has moved mountains keeping me alive lately. You really think I'm going to just announce that I'm going fishing?” So now I get the opportunity to shuttle mom to MD Anderson for chemo and all the corresponding visits. My sister put her life in MN on pause, flew in, and handled the first 1/2; now it's my turn. Like Brisket, my mom lives 5 minutes from me, and I'm fortunate that I can drop food off, take care of the chores, and flush her chemo picc line every day.
  5. Well Pete, congress disagrees to the point where they overrode a veto, so eat a dick. What is the fascination with Ft Bragg? Does the name sound cool or something? Kinda like the success Texas had with guys named Strong and Smart. Cool names, debatable talent.
  6. Jetties are to interrupt the longshore current to prevent shoals from forming in dredged ship channels. And Galveston has rock groins spaced intermittently along the seawall to preserve their modest beach.
  7. I would imagine that California will be active enforcing laws and policies. Here in Texas, I lost a beachfront lot and house to Ike. A shoe box sized hunk of concrete was the only evidence remaining. When the LIDAR map was set, we lost half the lot to the beach and so the state bought us out, and we took the insurance money and did not rebuild. Our neighbor, a not inconsequential trial attorney, sold his lot to a guy who overbuilt about 30’ on our former property, now owned by the state. When he pointed it out to the guy his reply was “fuck off, I'm friends with half the Texas general land office, so unless you're planning on filing a lawsuit shut up.” If you're in Crystal Beach and see a giant white house with a red roof in Singing Sands, that's the guy. So I'm interested to see how many people in CA decide to do what they want to do and chance litigation.
  8. And to think a short year ago we were watching the atmospheric river slide houses at Dana Point into the Pacific. I took this last February.
  9. Well shit. Rare that I root for y'all but I sure was tonight.
  10. Positive vibes for all affected. Thanks C-Man for the explanations. I bitch about having to pay for windstorm/wind-driven rain insurance, but that pales in comparison to the prospect of wind-driven fire. Or wind driven earth, for that matter.
  11. I'd love to know how that household injury went down.
  12. Matilda May Bearschlong came home today. Dachshund #3. The others are not amused yet.
  13. John Lithgow plays the exact same character in every single performance.
  14. I don't know the suspect but I know people who now know people who did.
  15. The only thing I terrorized was an errant field mouse.
  16. 12 years ago when I was fucking the ass off my then gf every 2 hours and people made comments like this I would think “ha ha ha you poor bastards that will never happen to me.” Then men-pause or whatever the fuck it's called happened. Now all I have is a fist bump and a “I feel ya bro”
  17. BearSchlong

    Landman

    “I just witnessed my whole marriage encapsulated into the last 5 minutes and now Im exhausted” was a pretty good line. “I don't know if I want to lose another lover but I wouldn't mind having a dick in my face” was funny too.
  18. Swing by the friendship AA group in lewisville. Their username checks out. Or the Chicago group in north Dallas. They won't disappoint. Simply AA in Irving. And what PCH said. He is legit.
  19. I lost my virginity to a half Italian/half Cherokee vixen on Dec 23 1987 while listening to Rubber Soul, so this hits hard. Bravo!
  20. I may be starting an Al-anon thread. I'll bring details later; but my son and DIL left Christmas 12 hours early because of his sibling’s drinking. I have no objectivity wrt my precious little girl. Page 90 of the 12&12 and page 417 of the BB are my solace.
  21. BearSchlong

    Landman

    Yep. I should have read your posts before spouting off like inside baseball.
  22. BearSchlong

    Landman

    Also he said there is a good chance that Ambev is paying Sheridan for all the ultra jokes. Lean into the bud light hate for a demographic audience that can't be swayed, get them to buy more ultra. Same company. Season 1 of Yellowstone was bud until coors outbid them for season 2.
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