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BearSchlong

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  1. And a bunch of mid century modern houses nestled next to tiny greens.
  2. Plus rechecking the Schwab statements for gain and losses and remembering “why the hell did I take stonk advice from surly?” trades.
  3. An old one, and probably a 1099,, but I think it’s appropriate.
  4. The only thing I read on X is Michael Kim. https://x.com/mike_kim714/status/1911553169483530450?s=46
  5. You know some CBS guy in the trailer would love to put “Rich old white guy” under Fred Ridley’s name.
  6. I knew he was gonna miss it.
  7. I think he’s just dazed and confused.
  8. Except his wife’s family, because he hasn’t spoken to his own in over a decade.
  9. I would commit involuntary manslaughter 9/10 times on 18.
  10. Who is Sergio? Oh wait, isn’t that the guy who used to play golf on TV?
  11. An hour ago I was mansplaining Rors to my wife. She even said “is that the guy who chokes?” I told her “well, usually. But he didn’t at the Players this year, so maybe those days are behind him.” I’m gonna have to tell her she’s right.
  12. Where are you?
  13. Maybe if I drop my club on the follow through I’ll get results like Rory. Mr. Wizard’s golf swing is just plane (sic) ugly compared to all the others.
  14. And I’m going to tell the Masters team off when I see them next month in Boston. Stop making stupid commercials. You have the Masters and Wimbledon. Hire whatever agency Rolex and Mercedes are using and STFU.
  15. I’ve got 6 rose bushes that need planting and a huge bed to mulch. IBM has some stupid commercials.
  16. Affirmative
  17. My point exactly. This morning sitting in church at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian I had Paramount coverage playing through my Bluetooth hearing aids while pretending to pay attention to Palm Sunday services. My grandmother spun in her grave.
  18. I’ve never even imagined having a penis (mine or any other) in my mouth, but I would have probably blown a hobo for a $150m check. Hell, I would have hung a plaque commemorating the event for family lore in the foyer in my new house in Jupiter. If you’re a middling 4 win with maybe a lucky major career 400 tournament/300 cut made $32m grinder (no pun intended) you absolutely take that NIV money. Like that skinny Australian kid whose name I can’t remember (Cam something?) who cashed his check the week after winning The Open, IIRC.
  19. Unless it’s revealed he kicks puppies and beats children, or uses a foot wedge in competition, or stole money from the locker room at SMU, I’m ok with his weirdness. You can’t deny he transformed from weird science protractor on the green guy to fuck it let’s have fun guy. I really want Rory to beat him, mainly as payback for Pinehurst. I don’t begrudge Bryson the blood money, but Rory probably turned down half a billion on principle.
  20. Whoever created that IBM watsonx ad just mailed it in.
  21. I’d love to see Scottie/Bryson and Rory/Lowry in the last two groups. Lowry is my 2nd favorite golfer after Scottie. I’d love to see him get a major, especially if he’s beating his best friend. I’ve always had a soft spot for guys with a little extra padding, starting with Craig Stadler, because they remind me of me. I’ve done a complete 180 on Bryson after not really liking him when he first came on tour. Pinehurst last year made me a fan, plus all the fun shit he does on YouTube. You just know Scottie is going to have a day where he gets locked in and rips off 4 consecutive birdies and avoids bogies for a -6. I hope it’s tomorrow.
  22. I have no experience with that. Give it a shot! What could possibly go wrong? My cult of choice only requests a few dollars to cover the cost of coffee and whatever the Methodists charge us for the meeting space.
  23. BearSchlong

    1923

    No, wife’s stepfather’s EX wife’s ancestors did.
  24. BearSchlong

    1923

    Had dinner with my Galveston-born FIL last night and we were talking 1923 and chuckling about the beachfront scene. His first wife’s grandfather was a Maceo. Their descendants, including his children, are still making millions in the booze business.
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