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Dilligas

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  1. They still have big ass hamburger there? Preferably with mayo
  2. Our game was to guess which one of the girls would be most likely to escape, there were very few.
  3. He’s probably, uhm, loosening up I’d guess
  4. I think if we could afford a fucking banner we could certainly make it worth your time to be a Surly reporter in the ground. You’d need a “media” flak jacket of course.
  5. Not sure but I think this is how you humblebrag, I mean 80 degrees, WTF!?
  6. Webcam and boner?! Surly 1% for sho
  7. Damn you! Almost fell for it but with sooner Corby that was obviously Gordo doing fake Tom Hicks. At least that is what I choose to believe. And I need to conserve ammo.
  8. I’m in Bulverde, come pick my ass up and I’ll buy the gas and hookers.
  9. I prefer to believe that Saban to Texas was a fable, otherwise I’d probably want to eat a bullet. Hopefully Meyer happens and provides some really fun and exciting years and a lasting base for the future.
  10. And if that’s the case you just have to pray like you’ve never prayed to little 8 lb baby Jesus that something clicks in Mensa’s brain and we start actually winning games like we should. The alternative is many more years of wandering the desert.
  11. Man we need to party! My night consists of sipping Jameson’s while listening to U2.
  12. His history here is really disappointing, from a pretty spectacular freshman year to now where everyone is trashing him. Hope things come together for him, either here next year under an improved coaching staff or the CFL.
  13. Though it was hornier than a double dick billy goat?
  14. Hey we’re not all married! I’ve got a place in Sonora so maybe we could meet up at the Shoneys in San Angelo. And forget about the 44 waist comment, I’ll start working out. 😄
  15. Damn! I have a 44” waist so let’s do it!
  16. Yes ma’am And I agree, sadly this is the most I’ve been excited about UT football since Herman was hired. Well maybe the Sugar Bowl, but both were mirages.
  17. How you doin’ Did I mention I resemble late 90s Mack?
  18. Oh come on, it’s so obvious he’s also @closetohumping, didn’t even really try to hide it.
  19. Damn, reminds me of the El Paso enchiladas at Galvans Mexican on Mockingbird in Dallas about 30 years ago. Only time I’ve had the egg on top.
  20. I expect to see this 502 Bad Gateway
  21. I expect to see this 502 Bad Gateway
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