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TexasEd

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  1. He thinks ketchup is a spice. What really gets him is he tells all those "A big burly man with tears in his eyes..." stories, but not once has anyone seen it since it's only in his imagination. Kamala has unscripted genuine moments where people are excited to see her. Trump is too bug of a baby, germaphobe, afraid of hugs, falling over because of lifts, or people smelling a soiled diaper.
  2. Trying to get JD Vance shot down now.
  3. Should be the plot of a Dr Pepper Fansville commercial
  4. 98 yard drive coming but a lot of flags
  5. Lolololololol
  6. Hyper extended elbow. Was ugly
  7. Aggy psyche takes a hit.
  8. How many times is Tucker Carlson mentioned?
  9. You've convinced me it's not MTG. I'm pretty sure it was Boobert. Her and her penis flashing ex-husband put the pipes together at their now defunct bar and took them to DC.
  10. Hey, stupid Lib, thems unrealized losses. I don't lose if I don't sell, besides it's like a trump trading collectible that I can show off in my mobile app as a true believer. That's priceless. This is the main reason I'm against Kamala and her capital gains tax making me have to sell half of the share I own to pay the tax.
  11. Boebert is going to be a popular teacher and will assuredly have an entry in the Teachers banging students thread,
  12. I think that's why Trump cozied up with Elmo, to help get more EVs.
  13. Just had a thought. I wonder if Abbott can have those river buoys moved to the border with New Mexico. I'm sure his donor with the contract for that work would love to truck them out towards Alamogordo National Forest.
  14. He goes from handshaking the fist bump diss to turning the to the guy in the back who is like nope and bails out to admitting “first time” and then exiting stage left
  15. The opportunities for sacks were there but Aggie couldn’t wrap up. One in particular would have turned into a TD pass off the ND qb hits the receiver in the hands Aggy dline is suspect
  16. Any coach would have made a change at QB in that game if they had the option. I think it means the backup is even worse and they are stuck with Weigman. Was the vommit an indication of a head injury?
  17. Did aggy create an NIL fund for refs?
  18. In our game thread people were hoping for 0-0 until the final play of the game. This is essentially the same thing.
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