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TexasEd

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  1. My son turns 10 in July. I'm on it.
  2. I need some humor so this morning I started making a mental list of potential cabinet and staff positions in a second term Trump presidency. Secretary of State: Dennis Rodman, they both love dear leader Secretary of Defense: Kid Rock, he did show him the attack plans on Iran and he can defend us from Bud Light Ye, Yeezy, Kanye - got to be honest I started with the person and looking for the best spot. Education? Attorney General: Jeanine Pirro Communications Director: Alaina Habba, she has the qualifications Trump considers most important Secretary of the Interior: The shaman is a perfect match Homeland Defense: Baron - "He's a computer Genius" Also I think he might need a new first lady. I don't think Melania is going back.
  3. Antique is ridiculously cheap If you do YOM you need 2. Antique on the the rear.
  4. Smart watch, Alexa, Apple homepod, google assistant?
  5. Everyone know you run Nazis off a bridge. Sometimes they do it to themselves.
  6. The more serious thing in this clip is that she wants to clean house of all the career law enforcement so they can install Trump/Facist loyalists, you know like they have in Russia. People who don't toe the line suffer defenestration.
  7. Buy chemicals Home Depot or Walmart. Get a good test kit. Read a lot on troublefreepool.com
  8. Texas baseball just won and I was having fun reading this thread. On the self pardon question just asks maga if Biden was convicted of hunter laptop shit could he pardon himself. Then ask them to do Trump and heads will explode.
  9. Same You probably need to calculate this out. Do you have a chlorine test that uses the powder? Do you know how many gallons your pool is? Do you know the amount of CYA in the water? You can use those values to determine what level you need to get chlorine to and how many lbs of shock that will take.
  10. Not heard of a batter operated one. Mine plugs into the outlet I have near the pool and is tethered to the combo control panel/cart
  11. You forgot the part where he's a paid lobbyist off the books and owns a stake in the companies that benefit from this scheme. Also the kickbacks to Abbott.
  12. Putin is the Emperor to Trump's Vader
  13. Fubar Fucked up beyond all recognition
  14. Yeah, 30k for a hot tub or an infinity edge. Could also be a really nice patio or an outdoor kitchen.
  15. Oh, so it sounds like Disney. Got it.
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