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Cajun

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  1. I don't know, they were pretty fucking quiet at the end of that game last night.
  2. From the ranch near Bigfoot, TX hangin' with my granddaughter and baby Longhorn --->>> T-E-X-A-S!!!
  3. Except "she" drowned the kids on the way out.
  4. "Sure she drowned the kids in the bathtub when we got a divorce, but man she was fertile as all get out and made a mean spinach casserole!" ~Rusty Yates
  5. He became the villain because he intentionally tried to destroy the program. It wasn't because he hung around too long.
  6. And the bolded wasn't an "oopsie". I think that's what you're getting at but it needs to be emphasized that Mack intentionally sabotaged University of Texas Football as he was leaving. You know, because he's a nice guy.
  7. He shit on himself and UT enough for the both of you.
  8. False dichotomies are so much fun aren't they?
  9. And he fumbled snaps all over the place. But I'm sure that had zero to do with the pain he was in. Not a chance.
  10. Could we also add in that he needs to be able to walk? Perhaps I am too demanding here.
  11. Sark has to be brain damaged. Holy shit!
  12. It really needs to be. He has zero ball security.
  13. Blue is a fumble machine.
  14. Niiiiiiiice
  15. Why in the hell is Ewers still in there?
  16. I was told I was there from 85-89.
  17. QE left his happy feet in the locker room. I can dig it.
  18. Texas 7/Refs 7 jfc
  19. She was a marginally better looking version of Ruth from the series Ozark. Exact same disposition --
  20. No, she asked me for some of my Skoal and then when I handed her the empty plastic cup the conversation went as follows - Her - "What's that for?" Me - "Spit cup." Her - "There's two things I don't spit out & Skoal is one of them."
  21. "Hey Longhorn, I hope you both get in a car wreck and die tonight!" He wasn't joking. It wasn't funny.
  22. Then it has changed. Last time I was there was when VY took their souls and still remember two very distinct Fayettenam experiences after the game. The first was some dude who yelled at Lat22 & me walking back toward Dickson St - "Hey Longhorn, I hope you both get in a car wreck and die tonight!" The second was while I was pissing next to another Horn fan at some outdoor beer joint where the stall had just two urinals with a foot of space between them. Some dude who looked like a roadie for Skynrd sticks his head in between the urinals looking back up at both of us and says, "Hey LONGHORNS, you didn't cover the spread!!!" His face was getting splattered the whole time down there. He didn't care. Couldn't make that shit up if I tried.
  23. That. Is. Refreshing.
  24. Nice & quiet pig crowd now. Nom nom nom..........
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