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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
We got outscored 21-0 in the 4th quarter of back-to-back games this year. Iām excited for the change.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
There's less than a 0% chance Kirby will run up the score on Bama knowing it would potentially help us, so we can go ahead and rule that out.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
As a Texas fan, I am obviously biased and think we should get in. But here is my best attempt at an un-biased take: All teams have a ceiling and a floor. Winning a National Championship requires an extremely high ceiling, so the Committee's main focus SHOULD be finding the 12 teams with the highest ceilings and putting those 12 teams into the playoff. Keeping teams out because of a bad loss, in my opinion, focuses too much on the floor rather than the ceiling. Here's what I mean by that. Let's say you rank every team's floor and ceiling on a scale of 1-10 (1 means you suck, 10 means you're the best). This year, you could argue that our floor is probably a 3 because of our loss to Florida as well as our struggles with MSU and UK. However, you can also argue that our ceiling is probably an 8 because of our 3 wins against OU, Vandy, and A&M as well as our close loss to OSU. Now compare that to one of the other bubble teams like Vandy: You could argue their floor is higher than ours because they only have 2 losses (both of which were to good teams), so let's just say their floor is a 5. HOWEVER: there is no justification to argue that their ceiling is much higher than their floor. They haven't beaten any good teams, and they also struggled with some bad ones. So let's say their ceiling is a 6. If you compare Texas (with a floor-ceiling span of 3-8) to a team like Vandy (span of 5-6), there's no reasonable argument to be made that Vandy is more likely to WIN a National Championship than Texas. Is Texas more likely to drop a game to a bad team? Sure, technically they are. But, A) there won't be any bad teams in the playoffs, and B) Texas has already shown they can beat other playoff teams. Oh, and C) Texas fucking beat Vandy. In summary: Focusing on something with a small floor-ceiling span might be a safe way to invest your money, but it's a stupid way to pick teams for a playoff. If the committee ranks Vandy ahead of us tonight, I will riot.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Thatās pretty easy. 1.) OSU 2.) Bama 3.) Tech 4.) IU
- ATTN: SHEEPFUCKERS (Week 15 2025)
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
If the āmutual parting of waysā part is true, Iād say that would likely mean CDC told Sark to either hire an OC or move on. Seems feasible. Isnāt that what aggy did to Jimbo?
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Texas @ Georgia November 15, 2025 - The Beginning or The End
Messy dorm room. Wouldnāt bang.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Everyone that argued with me on this post should go back and rep it now. Anyone who thinks we would have won today if we switched out the 16s is wrong.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Taaffe is significantly less essential tomorrow than Arch. It makes sense to let him get 2 more weeks to heal.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
If we were sitting here with just 1 loss to Ohio State, I would say I 100% agree with you. But our season is over if we lose tomorrow, so I think he has to play if he's cleared.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.27 - 11:30am (LHN and ESPN apps)
Regardless of when heās cleared, we wonāt know until kickoff if heās playing or not. Theyāll list him as doubtful on Wednesday, and then questionable on Friday. Thatās obviously the right move to keep Vandy guessing, but itāll be a long frustrating week for us.
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
That's what I'm talkin about! More of that.
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
We're going to face fuck them. 35-10 good guys.
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
$96 million.
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
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