Everything posted by TexasPride10
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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
That poor kicker @:43
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2019 Longhorns Countdown to Kickoff
Quandre is still my favorite part of this gif. He's about to jump in and help on the tackle, but then he's like "Nah my boy's got this, I'm just gonna flex on em!"
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My LSU @ Texas Analysis: The Overview
Fuck yea. Let's go!
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If you were a coach, what's one thing...
There are a lot of penalties/mistakes I find ridiculous and infuriating, but I think the only one I'd put into the "absolutely 0 tolerance, unacceptable" category is a player (on a team that's losing by less than 9 points) getting tackled with the ball in their hands to end the game. To me, there is nothing more simple than knowing "If I get tackled with this ball in my hand, the game is over and we lose", so any player who can't process that thought doesn't belong on a football field past the age of like 8.
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My LSU @ Texas Analysis: The Overview
I think it's safe to assume they aren't going to put much on film in their first game against Georgia Southern, so really we're going to be their first game with the new offense. Refer to our season opener against ND in 2015 when we debuted our new up-tempo, high powered offense for an example of how well that typically works out.
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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
Truth. Casey only has to wait two more quarters. He'll play the whole second half against La Tech after we head to the locker room up 35-0 at halftime.
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Big XII Football Media Days - 07/15-07/16 - Jerry World
Beck also dropped one of them that hit him right in the face mask (I can't remember which game it was); so make it 6 TDs for the taking.
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The way too early 2019 La Tech at Texas game discussion
Please, for the love of God, just let this be a good ole' fashioned 52-10 victory with Sam wearing a headset the entire second half. I can't take a third straight year of going from incredibly excited for the start of football season to clinically depressed all within the span of about 2 hours.
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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
I bet you woke up kinda sad. But then you cheered up... cuz you know we'll beat LSU by way more than that!
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Sam Ehlinger
This is a little over the top, in my opinion. Is Vince Young currently the greatest college football player ever? Yes. Is he currently most people's favorite Longhorn football player ever? Yes. But let's not forget that he earned both of those titles during his final 2 seasons at Texas. Sam still has his final 2 seasons in front of him. Is it LIKELY that Sam's final 2 years overcome what VY did in his final 2 years? No. Is it POSSIBLE? Based on the improvements Sam made last year, and assuming he can continue to improve at the same rate; I would argue that it is possible. I think the "favorite Longhorn" title is obviously more achievable than the "greatest ever" title.Think about it: it's possible that Sam could ride out of Austin with 3 straight victories over OU in Dallas, 2 straight Big 12 titles, and 4 straight victories in major bowls. On top of those achievements, he'll also leave us with memories of his badass moments (mocking Drew Lock's backpack, take the loss pussy, we're baaaack!, etc. Plus many more that are sure to happen over the next two years.). Also, Lebron > Jordan.
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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
Damn, I love Sam Ehlinger. If he is giving speeches like that in practice every day, even when the cameras aren't there, we could be in for a real treat this season. There's something special about a team that is willing to run through a wall for their QB.
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Sam Ehlinger
That was a rhetorical question meant to imply that Terry is a drunken moron, but thank you for the quick answer anyway!
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Sam Ehlinger
Whether he meant to say 5A, or 5-star quarterbacks, have we ever signed three of those in one year?
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2019 Longhorns Countdown to Kickoff
I wonder if they got yelled at by the blue hairs for standing on the bench.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
A lot of people question the title, they wanna know what it means. The Most Known Unknowns means that Three 6 Mafia is known, but at the same time they unknown. You know what I'm sayin?
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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
The Indiana Men's Swimming & Diving team literally did this a few years ago. One of their best guys had season-ending shoulder surgery early in the year plus they knew they had a good recruiting class coming in the following year, so they redshirted all of their best guys in hopes of loading up for a title run the following year. It... didn't work.
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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
Every USC fan on earth knew this, with absolute certainty, as well.
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The way too early 2019 LSU at Texas game discussion
I'm not gonna lie, this post got me fucking fired up. Is it September yet? What I'm hoping for is our defense trashes their new offense, but then their new offense trashes SEC defenses for the rest of the season. I know the SEC-SEC-SEC mouth breathers will never shut up about how the Big 12 just has shitty defenses, but this scenario would at least help a little.
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Lil’Jordan Humphrey
Is there another Boyd brother whose first name starts with a C that I don't know about?
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Spring Football starts today
Seriously, I shire hate it when people do that.
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Kyler Murray - The Savior or Satan of OU Football
Yea that's a HORRIBLE prediction! No heisman-winning, first-round pick QB has ever gone from the NFL to minor league baseball after just a couple years in the NFL! What an idiot!
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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
I disagree. They have mostly only shown him participating in drills that only involve the lower body. The one exception I can think of is the video of him doing the tug-of-war drill with the tire, and he was only holding on to his tire with his left arm.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Come on her? I hardly know her...
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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
Whoops. Oh well, my point remains.
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2019 Texas Football Season - "#8 Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
I think it's funny that we are getting shit on for losing 13 seniors ("ha-ha! you're losing so many great players, you're gonna suck next year!"), but we're also getting shit on because we only had 3 players invited to the combine ("ha-ha! none of the players you're losing are any good!"). We're either losing a lot of talent, or we're not. It can't be both. Oh well, as others have stated, I'm glad we've got a steady supply of bulletin board material flowing.