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    I can only guess he's burning the midnight oil working with @Lidig8r to help with prior chicken-shitedness before coming back to address his own chicken-shitedness in this thread.
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    Could you provide any meaningful definition of the word "cancelled" that would could apply to Google? Is all criticism "cancellation" or is there something else that would stop a $1.7T company?
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    OK, so I'll put you down as a no for my pre-Oscar screening of "The Tragic Sorry of Billy Who Dies During Emergency Cave Surgery".
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    Torn between and
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    /milquetoast. /milquetoast.
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    That is awesome. There is only one way that could have possible been better:
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    He's not wrong Bullshit. I think Draymond is a fucking douchebag and I look forward to the day he's not in the NBA anymore but he has done absolutely nothing worth of a mention since his suspension. Nurkic tried to get in Green's head, failed, and then whined like a child afterwards.
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    \ Ilsa would be very disappointed if you didn't jerk it to her.
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    I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing 'Hallelujah.
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    No need to hop over to SSS, I got some footage from the Starbucks and ID'ed his license plate. That license plate is like a rash all over the computer. The car belongs to a known traffic menace. His name is @Eastwood. He's got a record a mile long. And he's a Teacher. The address? 1060 West Addison.
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    If you want to redefine "analytics" to "I made this up to argue against" then you are absolutely correct. Of course, actual analytics takes things like score and win probability increase (which incorporates time left in the game). This is not to say that any system should be fully relied on of course, as it doesn't know relative strengths of specific teams or health of specific players. But if you think any analytics systems says to go for it on 4th and goal with ten seconds left in a tie game, well, let's just say you may may be a perfect fit for the A&M AD position.
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    Oh shit, when CTJ hears you posted in CR again...
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    It's also a bureaucratic fuckup rather than anything to do with abortion or intentional cruelty. The rapist was automatically granted joint custody when the victim listed as name as father while applying for benefits. A fuckup to be sure, and one that shouldn't happen (I have no idea if the process has changed) but he didn't apply for any custody and the the custody was quickly rescinded when his crimes were shown to the judge. Shitty reporting and click-bait is not unique to the Newsmax's of the world unfortunately.
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    I would go with #109 - "Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.". And I think he got it just right, except for that pesky dignity part.
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    I get why it's on the list and it makes sense to be on it, but a bit funny to see an earthquake on a list of weather-related games. I missed that day in meteorology school.
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    Holy shit @Zeus has 87% of the posts in a typical Cowboys thread?
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    Well slorch, I have some good news and some bad news for you...
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    *cloacafucked
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    I was going to be a little more direct, I think Junior and CTJ aren't hip to 15 year old tv shows.
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    I think that 19% of Californians are near-sighted and think they're voting for the Family Feud host. Would be great to see him in the Senate, not gonna lie.
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    Which states rights do you want? MAGA: "Oh, you know the ones..."
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    Um, you are aware that Earth has Northern, Southern, Eastern, and Western Hemispheres, right? You one of them flat Earthers?
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