Everything posted by The_Great_Hornsby
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I doubt BYU would move up to 4. They would probably be like 5 or 6.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
BYU beating Tech and Bama losing to UGA will stress this theory. Are they just gonna drop Tech all the way from #4 to out?
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The odds went that low because I think the SEC is a 5 bid league and we were always gonna get that 5th spot if it opened up. But if it doesnt (and it didnt), the committee will disrespect us because the pressure campaign wont be used anymore.
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We wouldve been in with an OU or Bama loss. But just like in 08 when we needed games to break our way, all we got was a fucking cock tease.
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These mormon idiots literally get a neutral site play in game. Fuck outta here with that.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
We would fuckstomp Tech. Beating our rivals is easy. Beating UGA and OSU, hard. Simple as that.
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We trashed all 3 teams because we are actually a pretty good team. Your seasons were decent and further proof we are top 10. It's UGA and OSU's season anyways. I doubt anyone else can really win it.
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Seems like it has been a multi year problem for Venables. 3 out of 4 years and no TDs against Texas. Seems like the man doesnt know offense. Kicked out Dillon Gabriel to let Arnold be the starter. Have fun losing to us again next year. Maybe yall can score a TD this time?
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
They arent lol. Kiffin leaving will have 0 impact on their playoff chances. Unless the team plane goes down, they are in.
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You lost to us. And it was a beatdown. You couldnt even move the ball LOL. You all have a nice defense, I will give you that, but outside of that, you all were outclassed. Again, this is your high water mark. You will lose to us again next year and Venables will be gone within 2 seasons.
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Your team is ass and will be destroyed the first time they play a real team in the playoffs. Have fun with Venables long term, this is his ceiling, took a minor miracle to scrape into the playoffs this year. You will be relegated to SEC fodder within a couple of seasons and start the cycle of trying to find a coach worth a damn.
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How did our dick taste in October? Starting become an annual tradition for us to assfuck your soft fucking team. How many TDs have yall scored against us the last couple years? Zero... oh shit.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Cant call it a garbage time TD when we had the ball with a legitimate chance to tie the game. Dont be dishonest.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
We have lost exactly 1 game in the last two seasons to teams not named UGA or OSU, a 1 score loss to Florida. We took OSU to the wire in both losses we had against them. We 100% are a team that is feared. Insisting we are not a feared team makes me question whether or not you are a longhorn fan at all. Might just be a sock or troll account. Also we assfucked Vandy.
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Yeah, you better bet Sark and CDC are pissed right now. It's really a huge fucking scam. My OU buddies are thankful we arent in and they think we should be in over them. It's laughably obvious to anyone who watches football that we are being treated unfairly.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
The original argument was that nobody would want to face us. I said yeah, even if they think they will beat us, they know it will be a dogfight and carries the risk of a loss. You said, nope, not OSU or UGA. Then I said, they are the only teams that give us problems. So your big trump card is to point out a loss against Washington that came down to the final play of the game as to why we would not be feared in the playoffs. Go fuck yourself, you are an idiot.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
It was a bad example dude. They barely beat us. It literally came down to the final play. I was patronizing you.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Had to dig pretty far back for that one. The team that beat us by 10 yards on a last gasp pass breakup (after we fumbled twice earlier in the game). Super easy to gameplan against, such a great point!
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Fake news. Only a retard thinks that game was a blow out.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
We have a pretty good record against literally everyone not named UGA or OSU for a team that is easy to game plan against. LOL
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Wouldnt you rathe face ND or OU instead of Texas? Lol. Dont be intentionally naive.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
We have played 5 top 10 teams this year and beat 3 of them and the two we lost were one score games in the 4th quarter. Nobody wants to play us. Even if they think they will beat us, they know it will be a dogfight. They would much rather face gimp Mateer or ND.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
If BYU wins, I am curious if Tech drops out, or Bama (or ND/OU if Bama beats UGA)
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Correct because the only thing that matters to anyone is the loss fucking column. Cancel the game next year with Ohio State, replace it with Duke and let's move on from this BS.
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AP poll just got released. Same bullshit. #14, moved up two spots. Behind Vandy who we beat head to head. Burn it all down.