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squib

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  1. Worked for the Cowboys back when they were good. Maybe technology is what ruined them and not…
  2. $19 HD antenna from WalMart for the win. Plugged it in, ran a scan = 47 HD channels for free—switching back and forth right now between football and Gunsmoke.
  3. Pardon the Luddite. If I want to get ESPN and ABC, is that Hulu? I don’t give a shit about getting Disney content.
  4. I assume you wake up rolling in shit in your sheets. No way you make it all the way to morning without a colon blow.
  5. Have known Vince and his family for a long time. The Mexican food there does, in fact, go hard. The chalupas are the best thing on the menu.
  6. I’ll never forget watching that press conference where he stepped down. Multiple players were there in support of Price. One of my favorites of that era, Shaud Williams, was sobbing. Dark days for the Bama faithful.
  7. Or thinking the lazy sumbitch that didn’t put the receipt paper in the pump gives a shit how you park?
  8. I can’t look in the mirror.
  9. Dock him his pay for the game. One of the dumbest things I have seen in an NFL game. And there is no shortage of dumb shit that happens in NFL games
  10. Good news is that it looks like Arch will be back next year. <insert Larry David shrug gif> https://tenor.com/view/indecisive-i-dont-know-not-sure-larry-david-gif-5682454
  11. Yep, my wife got shingles brought on by the stress of her father passing. She was only 40, and it made her miserable. I am just over the olds threshold but when my PCP recommended earlier this year that I get the vaccine, I rolled up my sleeve and said “just do it now.” Felt like I had the flu for a few days after the first—and then everyone told me that I would likely have a reduced reaction to the second one. Well, got the second one about a month ago, and zonked out again for a couple of days.
  12. Shingles vaccine is two doses. Both kicked my ass. Still likely better than shingles tho.
  13. https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicRock/s/4g1N06YGDx Jaw dropping for me. May never be another. True genius Not sure how to embed. Sorry
  14. Flyswatter until the plastic end came off and it was just some damn wires anyone?
  15. Then they will crawl under the sun’s refrigerator and set up a colony there
  16. Dong…Dong…Where is my automobile?
  17. squib

    Flaco Gone.

    Truly one of a kind. There is no replacement. Grew up in South Texas and he was on seemingly every song on every juke box in every beer joint. Sucks to know his gone. Apretarlo Flaco. This cumbia’s para ti.
  18. Kept looking for these dudes.
  19. squib

    How am I here?

    Something from a Ninja frozen drink maker and a bunch of beers. Various types. But good question.
  20. squib

    How am I here?

    I would but if I doxed her she would probably jet.
  21. I’m a 52-year-old guy from the border and I thave no idea how the hand I was dealt could work out like this. Not sure why I am posting this other than to say I’m the luckiest sumbitch. Just hugged my wife and told her the same as best I could. Had a great dinner grilled over charcoal while floating in my pool and drinking beer and margaritas with a hot wife and texting my kids who are all doing great all over the US. No one’s sick: no one’s too stressed. Everyone can’t want to get together next time at a football game. Chicken was good tonight. Beans were perfect. Beer was cold. Wife squeezed my junk when we hugged and I told her that I loved her. Charlie Robison is playing on the JBL speaker. How did I get here? How do I stay here?
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