Everything posted by BarStella
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Texas vs. OU Sat 12/1 @11:00 AM
Take the jar and smash it and throw it in their face. Results may vary.
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Texas vs. OU Sat 12/1 @11:00 AM
Shut up. No one cares. Refocus on the fact that OU does suck and that we are kicking their front teeth down their throat tomorrow morning.
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PAC-12 CHAMPIONSHIP: Washington vs. Utah - 7CT FOX
They all look like they don't have enough time to hit the gym between 8 hour studying sessions.
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PAC-12 CHAMPIONSHIP: Washington vs. Utah - 7CT FOX
They'll stroke the shaft, cradle the balls, swallow the gravy and then help you do your taxes.
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PAC-12 CHAMPIONSHIP: Washington vs. Utah - 7CT FOX
Help us find pictures of hot nerdy cheerleaders instead
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PAC-12 CHAMPIONSHIP: Washington vs. Utah - 7CT FOX
How is that different than fucking non-Mormon girls?
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PAC-12 CHAMPIONSHIP: Washington vs. Utah - 7CT FOX
Yes sir sorry sir
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PAC-12 CHAMPIONSHIP: Washington vs. Utah - 7CT FOX
Yeah I'm conflating very different demographics. Pretend you were 21 again. Do you have any single daughters? Asking for a friend.
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PAC-12 CHAMPIONSHIP: Washington vs. Utah - 7CT FOX
First one is too low quality. Second one I can only see like 3 girls. I maintain my position. TBF I would rawdog the girl front and center all night long.
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PAC-12 CHAMPIONSHIP: Washington vs. Utah - 7CT FOX
Was I missing sarcasm or are our standards for hotness completely different?
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PAC-12 CHAMPIONSHIP: Washington vs. Utah - 7CT FOX
True - hotness is objective.
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PAC-12 CHAMPIONSHIP: Washington vs. Utah - 7CT FOX
The "AZN" girls that go to Tech didn't get in because they were pretty.
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PAC-12 CHAMPIONSHIP: Washington vs. Utah - 7CT FOX
I like how the P12 championship thread has devolved into talking about hotness of girls at completely unrelated universities. How many people in here are even watching the game?
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PAC-12 CHAMPIONSHIP: Washington vs. Utah - 7CT FOX
Georgia Tech is a public school. Go find me 12 girls there that you'd fuck stone cold sober.
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Texas vs. OU Sat 12/1 @11:00 AM
Or did his first line of a strippers tiddies
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PAC-12 CHAMPIONSHIP: Washington vs. Utah - 7CT FOX
So you can confirm that there are warm, wet, orifices to be found?
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Texas vs. OU Sat 12/1 @11:00 AM
8 team playoff on line 1
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PAC-12 CHAMPIONSHIP: Washington vs. Utah - 7CT FOX
student, hot, she, cheerleader
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PAC-12 CHAMPIONSHIP: Washington vs. Utah - 7CT FOX
Instead of "per ticket" they should use expected total revenue. For example - Jerryworld is going to sell twice as many tickets as Mercedes Benz. But, in this case, fucking hilarious. (oh no - am I chipping away at the SECSECSEC narrative?)
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PAC-12 CHAMPIONSHIP: Washington vs. Utah - 7CT FOX
That's well and all but do they handle themselves well in the sack? Or even let it get to that point?
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Kliff Kingsbury is out as Tech coach - Introducing Matt Wells! (Utah St.)
You're one of my least favorite dickheads on this site and I didn't even know Slorch was a Tech fan. That's how I know he isn't annoying about it. He isn't one of the mouth breathing fuckheads in the "tell me about tech" thread that complain when anyone else posts in there. Or maybe he is - but he's certainly not even close to the most annoying. You're treating him like he's Bash Riprock or one of those retards. Most of us don't care about Tech enough to attack Tech posters in a Tech thread. If he's being a dumb-ass just ignore him and let him have his day. Tech has never won anything in football - their greatest accomplishment was costing Texas an MNC.
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Kliff Kingsbury is out as Tech coach - Introducing Matt Wells! (Utah St.)
She's got some big paws. Bet she could give the 'ol shaft a pretty good working if you know what I'm sayin.
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Dallas officer kills man after mistaking apartment for her own, police say
With a black girl the other night. Doing drugs and shit. I look up and go "Oh shit I should probably lock the door". She responds, "You mean it was unlocked the whole time?"
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Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates Jesus
Dude... too far. The man has a family. A very, very close-knit family.
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Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates Jesus
Lincoln Riley pronounces "Whataburger" Waterburger.