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NAVY

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  1. Says the helmet salesman
  2. Many of you panicked early. I get it Anyhow, Hook’em. Got damn straight! let’s fuck into and through the big 12 and slam the door on these hos TEXAS FIGHT !
  3. Rice, Alabama, whatever let’s fucking go!
  4. If you like piña coladas and fucking Rice in the ass
  5. Oh no, Texas allowed 3 points. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  6. Panic tards need to tend to their gentle labia. There are procedures
  7. Hellz yeah!
  8. Get that man some snacks!
  9. Up by 20. Panic!
  10. We’re not losing to fucking Maryland so that’s nice
  11. Nice slant Horns!
  12. This is maintenance dick head. Just want to watch some fucking collage footie You and every other successful Surly asshole knows the game
  13. OMG becky! Let’s go horns!
  14. Tempo! nice run!
  15. Me gusta
  16. My daughter fought a bully this week. She gets the fucking chicken she wants. let’s fucking go! Hook’em
  17. They will complain about different shit tomorrow. Let’s fucking go! Hook em lets
  18. Bullshit. All my shit was wired for game day and kid friend got dropped off 3 hours late. anyhow let’s fucking go!
  19. Missed the first quarter because kids needed fucking chic fil a and shamed me into getting it. Just want to watch UT football damn it!
  20. Wife: Michael’s is opening in the old Bed Bath and Beyond spot in Mueller. NAVY: Oh Kay Wife: Well it’s closer than Hobby Lobby on 183 NAVY: So you’re going to buy a bunch of new hobby shit and then never actually hobby it Wife: uh… yeah NAVY: Can it not be plastic plants this time?
  21. Wait what? Enrico Pallazo is their kicker?
  22. Clearly God abandoned TCU in January
  23. Oh now you catch some shit
  24. That dude can’t catch shit.
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