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NAVY

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  1. 1 hour ago, F250 said:

    This is what it looks like when you take out an older stripper with a cocaine and alcohol problem that works the day shift at The Landing Strip.

    She shows up in an inappropriate bodycon miniskirt and immediately starts doing shots. Spends a few minutes complaining about being asked to babysit her grandchild. She expresses displeasure about being a grandma because she already finished raising her 16 year old. She then finishes with how great a grandma she is and shows you a picture of the grandchild in a onesie with a Marlboro logo on it.

    Eventually she excuses herself to bump some rails in the bathroom. Does some more shots and mentions how awesome cocaine feels and finally settles in with a glass of Deep Eddy lemon vodka because it's classy.

    Once the event starts, shenanigans begin.

    This is the kind of stuff an attorney would know 

  2. 1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

    Quick hit on the North Korea meeting. First, it’s of course hugely embarrassing for VVP that the massive Russian Federation has to go begging to the worlds 118th economy, a reviled totalitarian Mordor, for weapons to extend a failing war.  Sanctions work. 
     

    But VVP is always gonna try to make geopolitical lemonade and it’s important to note the promises of technical and intelligence cooperation Kim got. The standard Russian MOU is to manufacture or inject themselves into crises and then use their position to blackmail for their real interests elsewhere. So, what we can see from this is a signal from Putin that he’s willing to prod North Korea into even worse behavior and maybe he’ll do it if he doesn’t get what he wants. He may sort of be trying to exercise extended deterrence—“you don’t believe I’ll use my nukes, since I’ve proven I won’t. But maybe Kim will use his. He’s nuts and I’ll just encourage him.” 

    Not so nuts enough to fly to Russia.
     

    I guess you could get thrown out of a train window though 

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