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NAVY

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  1. 2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

    Sooo, who's got your balls in their pocket this week? Your kids or your wife?

    This is maintenance dick head. Just want to watch some fucking collage footie 

    You and every other successful Surly  asshole knows the game 

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  2. Just now, Horn117 said:

    My family knows this is my Christmas day. A request for Chik-Fil-A would be matched with solid laughter and confusion thinking they are kidding. 

    My daughter fought a bully this week. She gets the fucking chicken she wants. 
     

    let’s fucking go! Hook’em 

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  3. Wife: Michael’s is opening in the old Bed Bath and Beyond spot in Mueller. 

    NAVY: Oh Kay 

    Wife: Well it’s closer than Hobby Lobby on 183 

    NAVY: So you’re going to buy a bunch of new hobby shit and then never actually hobby it 

    Wife: uh… yeah 

    NAVY: Can it not be plastic plants this time? 

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