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  1. The Elk is well aware of how to keep his job long past the expiration date. Formula goes as such: beat the cupcakes, a couple of SEC cellar dwellers and tu most years and he can coach into infinity. Sure some aggy fans may whine about lack of playoffs and chance at championships, but as long as tee yew is kept in their place they won't stop financial support.
  2. Other than the racist native American stuff, my favorite is "right in the neck neck neck!" I'm sure the milkmen love giving neck to corp turds. NTTAWWT
  3. I'm quite sure aggy thinks they lead. I mean a recruit would have to be nuts to smell what the Elk has cookin and say no, right?
  4. No doubt rojo had an assist in helping him decide.. Hookem Jackson![emoji869]
  5. Only Brie I want to see in here are the Allison kind. Cheese puns have never landed us a single recruit worth a shit.
  6. It was a good interview, Sark nailed it in spite of his mouth looking a little weird, as if he just came from the dentist. Pate risks pissing off his rabid aggy fanbase with this one. I'm sure a little sunshine pumping will make it all better.
  7. Many big bodies will be needed early in the season when field temps are slightly cooler than the surface of the sun.
  8. Wait, is this one where we used our strong poly ties? In any case, Hookem Jermayne. [emoji869]
  9. If the uncles choose to say much of anything, sure. If Peyton and Eli were constantly badgering Arch with advice that would be disrespectful to their other brother who is more than capable of raising his own son. All I'm saying is when people talk of the "Manning family" or "Manning braintrust" etc..what they're picturing in their mind likely has no basis in reality.
  10. I'm sure like most people his age, Arch only listens to his parents, and only the parts he wants to hear. Next up on the list would be grandparents, but I doubt the uncles are hitting him up on the regular...and like you said there are no mafia style family meetings.
  11. Weadeater, cheez-it's or Gin & Juice. Guess which one I'd rather attend.
  12. He's more of an aggy pumper than Herbie ever was. Seems Josh and his team went to an game in Collie station and Billy and his texaggy crew seized the opportunity. Pate has been relaying aggy propaganda to his national audience ever since. M&WMC in action, aggy finally learned how to play the game they think we've been playing for decades. Whoop!
  13. RB's take more direct hits/gang tackles than any other position. Any team with only 2-3 scholarship RB's for any given season is gambling...and not with house money. Anyone who can stockpile elite RB's is wise to do it, and it seems Choice is doing it as well or better than anyone else at the moment.
  14. Can you imagine how bad Louisiana roads were back in the 30's? Hell, they probably had highway bandits back then.
  15. If Sark is serious about making some noise this season he won't even think of such a thing. Teams who do stuff like this don't really have a starting QB and/or they have two meh QB's with similar skills. Not a knock on Arch at all, but how many two QB teams make it all the way? Bama a few years back yanking Hurts for Tua in the CCG doesn't really count.
  16. No, just willing. If it was simply about money BloU wouldn't have won that little battle.
  17. Thought I recognized that from somewhere
  18. Risky business since more than a few Longhorns players may refer to it that way. Personally idc what anyone calls it as long as it happens. It's been two decades now, 2005 is fading and will fade even faster with the demise of LHN.
  19. Good god, Arch really does have his choice...yet doesn't have to choose a gotdam thing unless he wants to. I hope reincarnation is real, in my next life imma start lifting at 8 and badger my next dad to pay for personal QB coaching.
  20. BloU is doing an aggyish tour of all the SEC schools. I'm surprised it was just the horse, I saw a pic of the Schooner along with a few fat cheerleaders at LSU or somewhere.
  21. No, fuck that. Not everything about it, but fuck it nonetheless. 12-0 or bust.
  22. I think if we get a consistent pass rush it will make whoever plays deep look much better. Trey Moore, Burke, Vasek or someone else causing a little havoc in the pocket will make even Taafe look good back there.
  23. I almost feel bad for this old aggy. Little bit too young for any firsthand memories of '39, went (likely by now) to the big Kow & Kream Klub in the sky without ever seeing his team hoist the trophy. Pooraggy
  24. Head tells me 10-2, heart says 12-0. Rational thinking is overrated, heart it is. Seriously though, Georgia game is in DKR and likely hot as fuck that day which has to give us an advantage. Yes it gets hot in Athens, but the heat hits different in Texas. We could slip up and lose a game, but unlike most people I don't think Georgia is that game, and damn sure better not be one of the jihad games against pig or aggy. Oh, and it would be great if our secondary doesn't fold like a deck chair against bloU.
  25. Colt and Quan Cosby both played in 2A iirc. JB is the type of player that would normally end up at TCU, Baylor Tech etc...and run roughshod over our D. Gotta be more careful with the eval considering the competition they face (both for playing time and opponents) but that doesn't mean they can't play football at the highest level.
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