Everything posted by ousux
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The Marquise Goodwin thread
Uglier than dog shit, but I still think it would be cool to have one.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
The only Brockermeyer(s) who had a somewhat productive playing career wore burnt orange. Karma is a wonderful thing sometimes.
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2024 Off-Season Thread
What is Nahlin Palin basing this belief on, Cam not getting better at pass pro? Guess we'll see, but I'll be surprised if this happens.
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so Trev Alberts (yes, THAT Trev Alberts) just left the AD job at Nebraska for the same job at A&M
Women's V-ball, but that's it.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Looch and others will be on the front lines of convincing the aggy masses Trev was a slam dunk, homerun AD hire because..umm...because.. He's changed and learned from past mistakes? Lulz. Has nothing at all to do with aggy throwing stupid amounts of money at people...that's not the reason they rarely get a "no"...nope, not at all.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
They don't even have a major sports trophy past mid 20th century, forget about the 21st[emoji23]
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
I need your name and badge number, and I'll also need to see a warrant signed by a judge before you can access all my posts for grammatical/spelling errors.
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so Trev Alberts (yes, THAT Trev Alberts) just left the AD job at Nebraska for the same job at A&M
Wait, aggy now has two Trevs? Who tf names their kid Trev anyway.
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Dak Don't Crack to Being Sacked by Attorney Hack
Casting my vote for the category of "worst thread title 2024"
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
2 of those are lifetime Longhorns, the other a long game strategy gooner plant. Or we could simply say 2 of those 3 don't suck.
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Brandon Jones
Blessed Jones indeed. From texaggy.com mini movie to NFL riches, lulz. Has aggy ever done another recruit doccie after that debacle?
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2019 S Tyler Owens
Ice wall bruh, gotta climb that first.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
He probably took some of that aggy created covid vax, no biggie.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Would anyone notice? We call aggy a cult, but kids in da boot are practically born with purple and gold in their blood. I think LSU would have done well in recruiting in-state even if they had chosen Sun Belt Billy over BK. Edit- no idea how quoting a post becomes a link, but so be it.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Unless everything we've heard thus far is absolute bullshit, NIL had nothing to do with him choosing to be at UT, and doesn't have anything to do with his decision to not transfer. He could have gone somewhere like Central Michigan, Louisiana Monroe, Middle Tennessee State etc...and still land a huge deal with a national brand simply because of his name. If he has an NIL deal (other than the trading card thing for charity) it makes no sense to keep it on the downlow.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Why impossible? Dad has plenty of money to fund Arch's "just being a college student" and when he finally declares open season for NIL he will be flooded with offers, some of them national brands like Caleb Williams and Dr Pepper. If someone is giving him NIL money at the moment, what are they getting in return? It would be kind of a hard thing to hide I think...and quite pointless.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
More like sidles up to the urinal right next to you when there are half a dozen others unoccupied, but yeah.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
That will never happen again, the aggy that did that have endured 20+ years worth of hazing from the old army.
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2024 NFL DRAFT
I would most definitely have him above Bo Nix. Having Nix at 3 seems insane to me, but there are several successful/semi-successful NFL QB's that I thought would never make it past their initial contract...which means I'll never be an NFL GM or scout.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Depends on how many aggy infest their ranks.
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NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK MFers
I could be wrong, but I think this falls under the "won't be doing NIL deals until he's the starting QB" thing, and he does opt in for next year's game. In any case, does it really matter? He isn't the only opt out, just the only one anybody gives a shit about.
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NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK MFers
Nah, my guess is it's something similar to not taking NIL money until he's a starter. He will be in NCAA '26...or whatever tf they call it if the NCAA goes belly up.
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Xavier Worthy - Chiefin'
That record may never be broken.. Or at least it stands for a looooong time. Hookem X[emoji869] Sorry about all the shit I talked during your Soph season.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
*sigh* more like this
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
I'm not used to our coaches being sought after for poaching. I don't know what to do with my hands.