Everything posted by ousux
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
How many times over the past decade have we seen the defense play more than well enough to win, but the offense can't keep up their end of the bargain? I'm having chuck flashbacks, help me. [emoji85]
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
I guess we can expect a shit tier bowl against an opponent nobody gives a single fuck about this year? Woo fuckin hoo
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
This is a fucking shitshow so far, nobody can convince me it isn't. We should be up at least 21
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
You're right, I've had a few fingers of bourbon and thought it was 3rd. Even so, this is a shitshow so far.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Jesus tapdancing motherfucking Christ. Does Arch not know how to throw the ball away?
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Truly thankful for Endries. It's almost like we never lost Gunnar Helm to the draft.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Awesome isn't it? Bodes well for the teams with a pulse we'll face later this season. Should be 21-0 at least, or that's how I feel. Edit- The first part of my post is sarcasm in case anyone's detector is out of calibration.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
When does the mudholing start? Asking for a friend.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
We should be mudholing about now, I am not gruntled.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Thetvapp.to I no longer use it, but it worked last year until I sorted my streaming tv.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Scattaboooooo
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Even so, I'd take him every day (twice on Sunday) over side show Bert.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
But...they might be expecting that. Gotta surprise them by running for -1 yards a pop.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Stroh is a gotdam liability, dude is straight up cheeks at both run blocking and pass pro. He may be a fine kid, but he needs to be waving a towel on the sideline.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
What happened to our run blocking? I thought that was the lone bright spot of our sus O-line?
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SJSU Game Thread
I'm thinking we probably don't beat tOSU
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SJSU Game Thread
White lightning!
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
My first time on surly since the tOSU debacle, but I don't think it's debatable Sark called a piss poor game on offense. Yes, Arch being a bit off and Matt Patricia doing his job well made things difficult, but Sark didn't adjust until it was way too late. Yes, this has been said many times before but it needs to be said again...your defense holds any team to 14 points on the road there is no excuse for grabbing an L. Not calling for Sarks head on a stick just yet, (no more decade long G5 coach experiments) but I need to see much better next time we face a team that can fog a mirror.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
It's really strange for me because coming into the SEC I thought Georgia may be the only sane, rational and educated fanbase. It's almost embarrassing how wrong I was, but moreso for UGA people.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Shit, you're right. I would have thought at least one of DKR teams would have been pre-season #1, but nope.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Anyone expecting more than typical first year starter shenanigans (flashes of brilliance followed by flashes of wtf) is going to be disappointed. That said, I think Sark has collected enough high quality that if Arch struggles at times we still win games we struggle based on sheer talent level. I'll take it either way.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
I took the off-season off to regroup myself and career, but now that I'm back there is no way we don't mudhole the Bucknuts. Jeremiah Smith the best player in all of CFB? That's a nice, comforting thought to the jorts wearing fans...but they don't realize he won't be taking direct snaps, know what I'm Sayin?
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Jahdae Barron is a BMF
Flexing his Thorpe plus the horns up with the gooner building in the background instantly puts Jadahe in my greatest Longhorns ever list. [emoji869]
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
He's going to give everyone frustrated with Quinn exactly what they want, but that will likely come with more than a few picks, ill advised shovel passes and getting rocked into a fumble if he doesn't learn to slide. That said it will be nice to have a fearless QB that can actually put an opponent away when they're on their game, and not just a lesser opponent. Having a consistent running game plus a dual threat QB should do wonders for us in the RedZone. We shall see.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Good point, it would have been not that long ago.