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BigSwingingD

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  1. Farmers fight...People of the land...you know...morons. Waffle House is right up their alley. It blows.
  2. No ragrets...for reading Tell Me About Texas a&m
  3. Why are you telling me this? What makes you think I have any interest in that at all?
  4. We are arguing about which is worse - Herpes Simplex 10 or a banana in the tailpipe. Surly on... Hook'em
  5. Constant, love your profile pic. Hate your fucking team. It pains me to say it, but I want you cocky fucks to roll into Dallas undefeated. I think a 60 to 12 "turtled Mack Brown" ass whipping is in store for you. So, good luck to tonight! Hook'em
  6. BCS. The Chernobyl of Texas.
  7. Let the healing begin. Hook'em
  8. No respect. No Mine Craft Vincent Vega in the hollow hall-o-texum aggy champion.
  9. I'm out of Rep, but this. Beat Fucking Down.
  10. Nice work theologians. Never thought about that. Makes complete sense. 12th man = aggy. aggy betrays Texas. aggy = judas. Burn in hell aggy. Go Texas State!
  11. Brookshire Brothers President and CEO John Alston also added, "In longstanding aggy tradition, the fruits and vegetable section will be completely empty to represent and honor the fighting Texum aggy hall of champion(s)"
  12. There could not be a better representative of Dem Good Ole Texum Aggys! It's a horse race with Sharp, Chin Pubes, Jizzbo and the Hamminator. Male cheeleaders! Whoop!
  13. Hook'em!
  14. I blew past this because of that magnificent post by Boerne Horn. I had to circle back because this has not gotten enough love. It has MASSIVE potential. When Princely pounds you in the face with a volleyball..Jimbomentum. When Tom "balls across your nose" Herman drags his nuts across your face...Jimbomentum. When you miss the jizz jar...Jimbomentum. When your cheerleaders are fucking dudes...Jimbomentum. When you stand, sway, waive a white flag and chant like a cult..Jimbomentum. When you squeeze your nuts so you can feel the teams pain...Jimbomentum. When you eat the list...Jimbomentum. When you fling poop...Jimbomentum. When you make up a bullshit story about a 12th man that gets passed down for generations to the rest of the inbreds...Jimbomentum. When your only championship (debatable) was in 1939...before WWII...Jimbomentum. When you talk like a fucking inbred 100 miles an hour and make absolutely no sense..Jimbomentum. When you "retire" in the asshole of Texas with $75 million (Guaranfuckingteed) on your way to Baton Rouge...Jimbomentum. When your slobbed daily by a man with chin pubes...Jimbomentum. When your 5'7" when you stretch and still faster than sloneal...Jimbomentum.
  15. This is why I Surly. Well done Boerne Horn, well done. Respect. Hook'em Oh yeah ...fuck you loochy.
  16. He's a sweaty, negative recruiting cockroach. Scurry on fat fuck.
  17. A $75 Million Dollar break. Stupid aggy.
  18. I might woop and lovingly gaze upon male cheerleaders for 75 sticks. I might even bang the listeater. I actually think jizzbo is smarter than he looks and smarter than he sounds. Cause he looks and sounds like an inbred, but damn...75 guaranteed. aggy....
  19. BOC...thats chin pubes strap on. Jonnie Eight Ball can take it. Got to pay for that "cum on back" szn. Is that Case?
  20. Visual aid...Jizzbo...Real Coaching.
  21. Excellent post. Thank you. I lived close to Earl in the 90s. He is a great man. Generous with his time and resources. Awesome family. All you could ask for as a representative of The University of Texas. Hook'em Also, fuck AD.
  22. Stupid fahg sip. You can't SEC SEC SEC without a jizzjar handy and a face full of chin pubes.
  23. It's clear this is Jizzbo's side piece. She should be known as "ag hag".
  24. Typical aggy. Texas could snap its fingers and enter the SEC SEC SEC. aggy would be even less relevent than they already are. This is what aggy fears.
  25. Perfect. Just needs some SEC and God awful maroon.
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