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Posts posted by BigSwingingD
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11 hours ago, gclass said:
Dude...please.
We put up 500+ on their/Aranda's defense.
We don't go riverboat gambler in the first quarter and we win. That's on Herman.
We are going to fuck some B12 teams up this year.
Just wait till LSU (barring injuries) gets ahold of agricultural and maintenance.
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2 hours ago, ABSR said:
I have never understood the Aggie Waffle House fascination. A Waffle House is where you go if you are young, drunk and/or poor. It has it's place...but it most certainly is not a feather in the cap of any city or even neighborhood.
Now I guess that College Station is so Shitty that it doesn't even have a Shitty Waffle House is noteworthy, but the entire Waffle House discussion is basically saying "Look at us, we are a little less shitty now!"
Farmers fight...People of the land...you know...morons.
Waffle House is right up their alley. It blows.
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No ragrets...for reading Tell Me About Texas a&m
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10 hours ago, Rimbo said:
wow
it says here that by the time the average man is 40, he has seven pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels.
Why are you telling me this? What makes you think I have any interest in that at all?
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7 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:
No. Post 2009 Mack wasn’t near as bad as that retard Charlie. GTFO.
We are arguing about which is worse - Herpes Simplex 10 or a banana in the tailpipe.
Surly on...
Hook'em
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2 hours ago, Constant said:
Only game on tonight. OU -23
Boomer.
Constant, love your profile pic. Hate your fucking team. It pains me to say it, but I want you cocky fucks to roll into Dallas undefeated. I think a 60 to 12 "turtled Mack Brown" ass whipping is in store for you. So, good luck to tonight!
Hook'em
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2 hours ago, Post Oak said:
My first executive order once I become president is to make BCS a national park. Everything is preserved as it should be. Plus we allow visitors to drive through the park and take pictures of wild aggy everywhere.
#PO2020
BCS. The Chernobyl of Texas.
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Let the healing begin.
Hook'em
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8 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:
Gotta respect the attention to detail, including the empty Hall of Champions.
No respect.
No Mine Craft Vincent Vega in the hollow hall-o-texum aggy champion.
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4 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:
Pretty sure Orakpo and Mike Griffen would curb stomp him on and off the field
I'm out of Rep, but this. Beat Fucking Down.
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2 hours ago, sushihorn said:
So the 12th man for aggy would throw the game for 30 pieces of silver?
2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:And the 12th one was Judas
Nice work theologians. Never thought about that. Makes complete sense.
12th man = aggy.
aggy betrays Texas.
aggy = judas.
Burn in hell aggy.
Go Texas State!
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15 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:
Does aggy just not know that pyle field already looks like a grocery store?
Brookshire Brothers President and CEO John Alston also added, "In longstanding aggy tradition, the fruits and vegetable section will be completely empty to represent and honor the fighting Texum aggy hall of champion(s)"
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Hook'em!
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11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
Jimbomentum?
I blew past this because of that magnificent post by Boerne Horn. I had to circle back because this has not gotten enough love. It has MASSIVE potential.
When Princely pounds you in the face with a volleyball..Jimbomentum.
When Tom "balls across your nose" Herman drags his nuts across your face...Jimbomentum.
When you miss the jizz jar...Jimbomentum.
When your cheerleaders are fucking dudes...Jimbomentum.
When you stand, sway, waive a white flag and chant like a cult..Jimbomentum.
When you squeeze your nuts so you can feel the teams pain...Jimbomentum.
When you eat the list...Jimbomentum.
When you fling poop...Jimbomentum.
When you make up a bullshit story about a 12th man that gets passed down for generations to the rest of the inbreds...Jimbomentum.
When your only championship (debatable) was in 1939...before WWII...Jimbomentum.
When you talk like a fucking inbred 100 miles an hour and make absolutely no sense..Jimbomentum.
When you "retire" in the asshole of Texas with $75 million (Guaranfuckingteed) on your way to Baton Rouge...Jimbomentum.
When your slobbed daily by a man with chin pubes...Jimbomentum.
When your 5'7" when you stretch and still faster than sloneal...Jimbomentum.
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5 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:
Pretty sure Herman being at UT in general has given Patterson a sad. Herman’s kept a lot of talented players from TCU the past few years, and he’s going to be beating that pregnant-bellied sweatstain’s ass for years to come.
He's a sweaty, negative recruiting cockroach. Scurry on fat fuck.
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49 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:
THE JIMBO FACTOR
Give me a fucking break.
A $75 Million Dollar break. Stupid aggy.
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34 minutes ago, Deej said:
Jimbo and Karen are trolling the fuck out of aggy. The end result will be glorious
I might woop and lovingly gaze upon male cheerleaders for 75 sticks. I might even bang the listeater.
I actually think jizzbo is smarter than he looks and smarter than he sounds. Cause he looks and sounds like an inbred, but damn...75 guaranteed.
aggy....
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On 8/9/2019 at 1:14 PM, DaysOff said:
Until he grabs you by the facemask and shakes your head while screeching spittle in your face.
Visual aid...Jizzbo...Real Coaching.
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8 hours ago, Poolflood said:
if the payment number is close - it's insane but I guess i shouldn't doubt it. When I had the chance to ask Earl why he chose UT - he talked at length about ou offering him a car $$ etc. His Mom taught him nothing in life is free. He chose UT and Daryl for that reason. He then talked about looking at former blow-u players vs. UT players and how they came out in the long run...... and the APeterson story hadn't broken.
Excellent post. Thank you.
I lived close to Earl in the 90s. He is a great man. Generous with his time and resources. Awesome family. All you could ask for as a representative of The University of Texas.
Hook'em
Also, fuck AD.
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7 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE 10 OFFENSIVE LINEMEN AND PLAY SEC BALL!
Stupid fahg sip. You can't SEC SEC SEC without a jizzjar handy and a face full of chin pubes.
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About those LSU 'heat' cramps free timeouts
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For what its worth, I would rather pull for a team that plays like men...win or lose. I do.
I would be embarrassed if my team faked 13 injuries. It may be legal, but its pussy and its poor sportsmanship. There is no doubt it affected the game.
We take the loss. But we are not pussies.
Hook'em