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BigSwingingD

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  1. Negging you for being a pussy - figuratively and literally. Where you been? No fucking where. You had 5 months to show up. You hide out until Horace transfers back. Fuck you and Fuck SC. No one thinks he makes or breaks our team. Good luck to him. The twitter response alone from the UT players has galvanized this team. That is worth the McCoy drama. We love it. Look at Fosters respone. These are some pipe hitting mother fuckers that are bought in. We will take that any day. Its Texas and nothing else. Hook'em
  2. BMBOMC Bru McCoy Burnt Orange Media Conspiracy Chin Pubes - Its all about Fucking Over the Sitting SEC National Championship Coach and dem Fightin Texum Aggys. Thats all it ever is.
  3. I have been watching Chernobyl. Depressing. Reminds me of the shit hole that is College Station.
  4. It would an epic troll job if one of you glorious bastards was KKL, but we have seen pics of the old hag. Shes actually the perfect aggy.
  5. Warehime is about to wreak havoc on some poor recruits shitter.
  6. Stockholm syndrome is a condition which causes hostages to develop a psychological alliance with their captors as a survival strategy during and after captivity. 4 years in the gulag...
  7. Blindside blocking rule....GAAAAYYY. Maybe EJ is on to something because football as we know it is turning into 7 v 7.
  8. Ovaries on the table... If one of you surly bastards gets a photo of gram ma ma in her bonnet at the pyle field and posts it...I will personally buy the 100 gallon vat of lube for Jizzbo Baggins. In fact, I will personally deliver it. I may need LonghornFrenzy or Randolf Duke to ride shotgun.
  9. Yeah, Turdville is alot like SoCal. Something tells me 2020 is going to be glorious. Someone please fire up the Gofund Me for a 100 gallon barrel of lube. Looch is gonna need it. I'm good for a hunsky.
  10. I appreciate that Biz. An honest, semi-rational aggy. I gave you rep. A 2%er who obviously avoided the Jizz Jar. Good for you. Stay strong! It's when you all cluster (as an astute shagster pointed out) that you go off the rails. As for Bevo sodomizing you...that can be arranged. All you have to do is win and let the SEC powers not puss out and play us. Hala Balu Canek Canek.
  11. EJs supehero edit already exists. Not sure if hes's Ace or Gary.
  12. This ^^^^. Awesome post. We have come a long way from Watson and Gilbert.
  13. Hard to beat the SEC SEC SEC Jizzjar...but Just think how good The Predator would have been if he started and finished with Orlando and McKnight.
  14. Let me fix this for you. We would like to butter Kate's face.
  15. Throw this back in chin pubes face when he whines about us going national...look at what the great Jizzbo Baggins just said, "We hit 8 different states total. We want to get all of the Texas guys we can but you have to brand yourself nationally and get the best players added to your team." Its just fine if your SEC SEC SEC, but its a problem if your Herman/Texas? Fuck you loochi.
  16. This. Plus a solid win against ousux and a absolute beat down of SEC SEC SEC powehouse Georgia. I can see why they are pissed...eyeroll gif. You listen to chin pubes to remind yourself of the aggy inferiority complex. Poooor aggy.
  17. Should we all pitch in for a #nontraditional gift...a Heron Preston strap on and a 50 gallon barrel of lube? That would help get us to 1000 fo sure. Shes actually really cute. Nice work EJ. Thought for sure he was marrying a dude.
  18. Thanks guys. Basically a big FU to aggy. Got it. No wonder chin pubes hates his ass. Love it.
  19. Interpretation please. I'm GenX..I got nothing here.
  20. "The Hamm Effect" - when one well defined douche thinks thinks another proven douche is an even bigger douche. Very similar to when one orca fat chick thinks another orca fat chick could stand to lose a few pounds. Professor SydneyCarton was the first to memorialize this unique phenomenon.
  21. Please someone screenshot these for aggypedia. Almost as good as the 50 gallon barrel of lube which we should fire back up.
  22. Good find satyanash. I like how rudderrag points out that Herman mocks other players and conveniently forgets how Jizzbo treats his players...by grabbing their facemasks and embarrassing them on regional tv. You know...ruff, tuff, real stuff. Think Jizzbo's got a little anger problem? Think that might be the reason Candi banged some college boys? Hmmm. Mrs. Herman seems to support her husband. Shes all in. Its telling, really. Dont know how to post a picture of Jizzbo assaulting Dodson. Somebody help me out. Which coach would you want to play for? aggy...delutional
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