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BigSwingingD

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  1. Which one of you Surly bastards are Sterling82? He's on point. I can't wait for the loogy 44. Hook'em
  2. @WinningIsHard Winning is about to get a shit load easier. Fuck aggy. Hook'em
  3. Thanks guys! Cool interview. He almost said Hook'em. I thought you guys were wrong on Braums. I was convinved I had seen one here in Austin. Nope, it was Culver's.
  4. Here is the only confirmed pool party attendee (credit @Chooky) and a live look at Jizzbo in the pool.
  5. Post of the week. The thread might need a new title. Sums up aggy perfectly. Bravo @Deej.
  6. Shhhhhh...He might actually make 6 figs from that idea. Could be some good storylines around him chasing young recruits into the mens room and manning the glory hole. He won't even have to get on his knees. He's back just in time to see the Horns put an ass whipping on aggy in recruiting.
  7. Listen you stupid sip...we also beat LSU that one time after 7 overtimes. Didn't you see the amazing cups and t shirts we made? The score was clearly visible under the huge SEC SEC SEC logo.
  8. I know. Hard to remember, but we are kicking fucking ass. Returning to the mean+. Hook'em
  9. He's the Godfather homie. 50 gallon vat of lube and scat pics. Research. Hook'em
  10. FALSE. WTF are you about? @WinningIsHard What two things are not like the other? Tell us you never watched VY without telling us you never watched VY. I think this hyperbole. If not, I will let @futureman show your ass out. I agree..we are due.
  11. It would be nice to fuck SC over on Addison since they recruited him to the portal (allegedly) and after those pricks tried to steal Worthy. In short, fuck Riley. We shall see... Hook'em
  12. According to Burton we were outrecruited on scheme. 3 man front. Not NIL. Makes sense. We are commited to PKs D. We shall see. Hook'em
  13. It's @RGBIIIs fault. He portaled over this season from the Texans. I knew we were fucked the minute he took his talents to Dallas. That, and, McCarthy is a fat fucking regard and Jerruh is a shitty coach/gm.
  14. Damn. After a tasty burger from "who cares"...i wouldn't mind Polina Sitnovaing on my face.
  15. Do you know what Longhorn means? It means enemies forever. Enemies with who? Errrbody. You know what that makes me? An enemy? No. It makes me a Longhorn. Hook'em
  16. They should charge for sucking dick. Problem solved. Hook'em
  17. I understand your hesitancy. Completely. Here's my question. Is he better than the slapdicks we have had in the back end? Cause a few of those guys, although highly rated, sucked shit. Partly scheme. Partly skill. What I really like is we are pulling guys who disrupt receivers man vs. man. Interview with Hamilton said the coaches have been talking about getting his hands on receivers...off the line. This is what we need. Hook'em
  18. This post is significantly undervalued. This is why we waded through 20 pages of horse shit. Nice work. Hook'em
  19. Tell me you play with dolls without telling me you play with dolls. This team needs a kick in the ass. Embrace it or take your ass back to the CR. Hook'em
  20. Emotional support vagina. I may need a few of those. Now I know what to tell my wife. Thanks Surly!
  21. @immamac @RGBIII Interview Pole Assassin for the next podcast. She is begging to tell her story. It must be told. Sweet 6 pound baby Jeaus...let it happen. I will drive and lubricate you two fuckers with all the El Rancho margs you can drink.
  22. Uhh, that would be Penis. Because, you know...aggy.
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