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BigSwingingD

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  1. Suit the monkey up and have it chew Purdy and Kolar's face off during the 4th quarter. Problem solved. Your welcome. Hook'em
  2. Fuck that fat, sweaty, negative recruiting mother fucker who could coach your grandmother into an all Big 12 DBack. Sayonara. Hook'em
  3. That's actually a good idea. User name totaly checks out. We can call it closetorehab. Hook'em
  4. I pray to God your wrong. If you're not, I will change my user name to: ijustshovedclosetojumpingintotheabyssandthenjumpedthefuckoffrightafterhim I'm not sure my liver can take it. After the OSU game I was actively trying to recruit hot coeds for the OL. Those little cock blockers would be better on the field than what we put out there. I was overserved...by choice. Somebody give me some good news... Hook'em
  5. This is interesting. I would have laughed if I read this on Friday, but now it makes sense. Be interesting to see what happens in the back half of their season.
  6. My brother sent me this pic. He lives in Australia. Just confirming that blow U sucks worldwide. Lets beat their ass. Hook'em
  7. This is where the Surly crowd sourced 100 gallon barrel of lube would come in handy. Lets help our regarded little brothers out. Hook'em
  8. As a Christian, this is uphauling (NTTAWWT). That being said, fuck aggy. Total cult. Hook'em
  9. It is fully earned and guaranteed and that is the problem. Aggy is stuck. He won't change. Do you think that cuck is going to turn over the offense to a new coordinator? No way in hell. They can't force him to do shit. Even if he did, he would micromanage the shit out of him. It will be interesting to see what happens to their recruiting this year and next. The current SEC teams will be all over them. I think Jizzbos tenure at aggy is going to mimic the roller coaster. Clickity clack mofos.
  10. Appropriate that the offensive total was 420 because...well...because. Hook'em
  11. @Wulaw Horn@immamac @RGBIII So awesome! Great interview and the Fat Boy Whataburger, Pinkerton's, Applebee's, Bare-back- convenience-store corn dog minute. Classic. What are the odds of the RV coming back in one piece? Zilch More pics! The olds are living through you. Hook'em
  12. Look, Goddammit @immamac @RGBIII I have one job...buy Margs and Bob Armstrong at Mats! WTF. Text me next time. Great podcast!
  13. Just bombing in. Mack looks horrible. Good kids! Orange slices for everyone! Hook'em
  14. We already recruited Jesus. The one and only Vincent Young, but I will gladly take some of the Apostles or some other pipe hitting mother fuckers. Now lets win and everything will fit right into place. Great get. Hook'em
  15. This thread is going to shit. Speaking of, this Doctor probably gave half of Surly prostate exams. Next week can't get here fast enough. Hook'em
  16. Lincoln is channeling his inner Tom Herman. Good, fuck him and his fucking visor. We are going to mudhole those inbreds. Hook'em
  17. CU game is at altitude. Definitely one to watch.
  18. You know what will help? Winning. Win and College Station will look like an even bigger shit hole than it is. Austin isn't the issue. Hook'em
  19. @Johnny Sack's website is cool. This should hold a few 100 gallons of margaritas. DO IT! Hook'em f margs
  20. I was born in early 1970. My parents (still married and rabid Longhorns) were sophmores and lived on 26th street within walking distance to DKRTMS. They tell me my first game (in utero) was a beat down of Tech in Sept of 69. My mom said I was very active during the game. It hasn't changed. It has been in my blood ever since. Hook'em
  21. @immamac @RGBIII Preach. So here is the question...Are you two Surly motherfuckers going to watch Baylor play Spring Football? Cause that's where they are headed. Fuckem. Great podcast once again. Awesome summary of the last week. Thanks. Hook'em
  22. I would also prefer that he knew. It would neuter any argument they have against the SEC SEC SEC. Occam's razor...do you think this jizz jar loving red ass aggy could keep that secret for 5 seconds?
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