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Mittens

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  1. I'm just happy to finally have an actual 1B on the roster.
  2. Incredibly impressive. Haven't even sniffed the Elite 8 in the past 25 years, then take down the prohibitive favorite and overall 1 seed at their place, another #1 seed w/ the POY at their 5th straight Final 4, then a 3rd #1 seed w/ a recent NC in their pocket. As an aggy hater, I definitely hate it so much, but props to Morrison and his squad for nutting up and believing they could pull that off, then executing it. They've been ass for years and that dude got them to a title in 3 years. I can't find another program that has come so far in such a short period of time. Even w/ Kentucky's title in 2020, they had been to an Elite 8 in 2017 and had been a VERY good program for years, they just couldn't get over the hump in the tournament.
  3. What did the poor chair do?
  4. Made the best steak I’ve had in years a couple weeks back via reverse sear - Central Market does $12.99/lb NY Strip specials pretty frequently and they did THICK cuts that day. Got another thicc one today from HEB that came out a little more rare than I’d prefer, but not too bad. Got high during the aggy game and made chimichuri sauce on accident. Still delicious….
  5. Derrick White is hot. B2B 30+ and career highs. Derrick Lite:
  6. We need to make killing nazis a thing again.
  7. Such a fucking shitstain
  8. palabra. However, if I ever need to visit a Korean restaurant and pawn shop on the same block, it's nice to know Killeen has 43 options.
  9. 🤣🤣🤣
  10. In any argument regarding what city or town is the asshole of Texas, Killeen is involved.
  11. Hot take indeed. The next dirty Buc-ee's restroom I see will be the 1st.
  12. He deleted it, but there's always a good samaritan to get the screenshot.
  13. Sapp doing work on the recruiting trail:
  14. Notice how no one else even raised a finger to help that old man. They knew.
  15. He's not a very good quarterback. He's started 4 games, vs the #s 16, 18, 27 and 24 overall defenses in the league. 5TD, 6INT, completed 55.7% of his passes (compare to the entire league avg of 64.3% in 2025) and his passer rating is an 80.9 (compare to the entire league avg of 91.2 in 2025). Comparing to the QBs taken before him: 2nd highest ratio for both INT:TD and INT:ATT, 3rd in Passing Yards/Gm, 4th in Yards/Attempt, 4th in Adjusted Yards/Attempt, 6th in Yards/Completion.
  16. Mittens replied to NoName's topic in Other Sports
    More from the McLaren XMas party:
  17. Was really surprised to see she doesn't have her own dedicated thread. Anyway, if you needed another reason to hate Nebraska:
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