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Mittens

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  1. There are unlimited opportunities to fuck with co-workers in a restaurant. My two favorites: For anyone, silly, harmless: There are always a dozen drinks around that people are sipping on when they are out of sight from the customers, and 99% of the time, there's a straw in that drink. Fun fact - just about everything will sink to the bottom of a soft drink. Pepper, tobasco, salt, ketchup. Dump your favorite additive in and wait for that straw to deliver it to your victim. For the dickhead who refuses to pre-bus their table, kinda dickish: Put a plate in the microwave for a couple of minutes and drop it on the dirty table as soon as the customers leave. Good chance that ends up w/ a dropped plate and all eyes on the mark.
  2. This should come in handy
  3. Y'all are fucking high w/ the Danica praise. She sucks and it's hilarious to watch the others visibly recoil at her commentary. Loving the way this year is shaping up w/ an actual battle among multiple teams.
  4. Mittens

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    She said on WWHL that she's on onlyfans w/ the same name - thebalkanbiscuit
  5. Agree. The idea that 35 is better than Mopac is bananas fantasyland.
  6. Sorry for those of you who go north of Braker? I live in Austin, so that South Dallas stuff doesn't really affect me.
  7. Catch the right time of day and you can do 75 from 183 to 5th street on MoPac. Granted, few and far between…
  8. I admitted it about 40 pages back. Love it. The change in infrastructure helps a ton. Nowhere for them to poach on the majority of MoPac anymore and can't use the median of 360 anymore either.
  9. I don't know if it was in those replies, but I saw one the other day saying "She dances like my 8yr old nephew on 2 Dr. Peppers".
  10. 😂😂😂 they even got the Corgi in there!
  11. Not only is it real, but the $EC!SEC!$EC! is going to punish aTm for those 2 tu paid actors!
  12. Spring Creek, Houston TX (friend's pics):
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