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fify See, you do get it.
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Ah yes, good ol' Texas to the Pac12 Chip Brown. I'll wait and see.
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Dammit! Was going to reply w/ this, but:
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For your viewing pleasure (and mockery):
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HOLY SHIT!!!
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In fairness they balance out those dim visuals with low mumbling audio, so you can't see or hear shit. Can we talk about how shit security is? In 20 minutes, the inner chambers of both royal houses were infiltrated with next to zero effort. I did like how the former gold cloak gave up Daemon with zero torture applied. Such loyalty!
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Tour de France: Unchained?
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Do you have any idea how many bowls I've smoked and beers I've drank in the last 14 years?
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What the hell is happening right now? Earliest goal in.....I honestly don't recall a goal in the 1st 5 minutes maybe ever.
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Non Texas Recruiting 2025: Look at the poors trying so hard
Mittens replied to Ricky's one-hitter's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
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Non Texas Recruiting 2025: Look at the poors trying so hard
Mittens replied to Ricky's one-hitter's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
"Look at the poors trying so hard" -
There are unlimited opportunities to fuck with co-workers in a restaurant. My two favorites: For anyone, silly, harmless: There are always a dozen drinks around that people are sipping on when they are out of sight from the customers, and 99% of the time, there's a straw in that drink. Fun fact - just about everything will sink to the bottom of a soft drink. Pepper, tobasco, salt, ketchup. Dump your favorite additive in and wait for that straw to deliver it to your victim. For the dickhead who refuses to pre-bus their table, kinda dickish: Put a plate in the microwave for a couple of minutes and drop it on the dirty table as soon as the customers leave. Good chance that ends up w/ a dropped plate and all eyes on the mark.
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This should come in handy
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That was good shit.
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Y'all are fucking high w/ the Danica praise. She sucks and it's hilarious to watch the others visibly recoil at her commentary. Loving the way this year is shaping up w/ an actual battle among multiple teams.
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She said on WWHL that she's on onlyfans w/ the same name - thebalkanbiscuit
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Agree. The idea that 35 is better than Mopac is bananas fantasyland.
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Sorry for those of you who go north of Braker? I live in Austin, so that South Dallas stuff doesn't really affect me.
