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Mittens

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  1. Not sure it's singular ref specific.
  2. This is brutal
  3. I'm ready for the day this really hits for me. One of the biggest motivators for me to shed some lbs is that I really ONLY gain wait in my belly - straight ahead, nothing really on the sides. A true beer belly, if you will. If you look at me straight ahead (w/ a shirt on), you wouldn't understand why I'm upset w/ my weight...90 degree turn and you really see it. That makes putting my socks and shoes on an absolute bitch - like takes the breath out of me...wtf? I honestly don't know how truly fat people exist, because how the fuck do you do ANYTHING?
  4. About 6 weeks in and I've held strong! No beer, bread or ice cream (my evil trinity of fattyfatass) and 99% of what I've eaten is clean/homemade. This past week was the 1st time I've really had cravings for carbs or comfort foods, but I'm also down roughly 20# so I'm pretty pleased about that! My 1% processed food = vegan buffalo chicken nuggets and Chik-Fil-A Polynesian sauce. Sometimes you come home late and need something you don't have to "make". Breakfast is either strawberries/raspberries w/ greek yogurt and honey or oatmeal w/ bananas and "scrambled" eggs. Lunch is mostly a green salad - green leaf lettuce, carrot, celery, red bell pepper, cucumber, spring onion, cherry tomatoes. Sometimes topped w/ leftover grilled chicken or salmon, but mostly just greens. Once a week lunch treat is poke bowl, but I've switched from rice base to salad base, and dropped a protein. Recently discovered the delicious Flower Child Mediterranean chicken bowl, but $18+ is a steep for the amount you get. Oddly, I don't think I've ordered a salad from Cava this entire time and that's one of the best values out there imo. Dinner is usually just a protein and veggie - usually chicken/pork/steak/salmon w/ roasted cauli/steamed broccoli/roasted sweet potato. Some others: Turkey jalapeno sausage/riced cauliflower/spinach bowl; ground turkey/kale/white bean soup (make a giant batch and eat for 2 weeks); squash/zucchini/red bell pepper over cous cous. Snacks are Granny Smith apples, tuna salad, homemade hummus and carrots, cottage cheese, lazy man's deviled egg (example: here) is my late night snack pretty much every night. The biggest drawback is ALWAYS FUCKING CUTTING OR CLEANING. Goddamn sometimes I just want to open a bag of something and eat w/o making or cleaning or order a pizza out of laziness.
  5. Alex and Yuji pipping 5th back-to-back to close out Q was badass. Stoked for Williams to be good again! Can finally wear my favorite shirt again without shame.
  6. Ha - immediately thought of all the ambulance chasers phones going off as soon as it happened.
  7. This is cool af, imo: Idov2YG6QoWU8enm.mp4
  8. One of y’all needs this dog: https://www.adoptapet.com/pet/41169028-austin-texas-american-pit-bull-terrier-mix?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAab6S0oEp5hfJ9w-ALCJwcf01WLhNqcsSLptAwoqj5kAzzaw3viKoQ5NEN8_aem_kq8jnoBB0Gf2l71W_q6jbg
  9. I liked George crashing with under a minute left in FP1. Bro - just bring the car home in 1 piece.
  10. The more dealerships that get torched, the higher the cost to insure.
  11. Goddamn, SAS.
  12. ballgame. Fuck off, aggy.
  13. Not going to go back to the 9th to see if this was posted.
  14. Been a minute since I've had some good schadenfreude. Close it out here, boys!
  15. Mittens

    Shit My Kid Says

    @Prepuce of Doom's brother from another mother:
  16. Ski Instructors /= Ski Patrol
  17. lolz @ SWA getting a shot in while trying to re-direct hate for their new fees:
  18. Damn bro - George Mason coach on their tourney loss:
  19. I forgot about howitzers, but those still aren't as cool as air bombing. I was thinking about the guys that hike/skin up and lob charges.
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