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Mittens

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  1. Chaos over Cannons is an absolute stunner. Chaos' #1 D, Jack Rowlett, was suspended for a brutal, late, chrosscheck to the throat last in the season finale. But, they have Blaze Riordan and he can steal a game - 15 S, 79% today. I can't stand Andy Towers, but he had a great scheme to shut down the Cannons O. No doubleteaming Nolting and make him shoot, which also takes Holman's catch-and-shoot game away. 1pt between the 2 of them and Holman only got off 3 shots all game. I really thought the Cannons would be in the Finals. Could lightening strike twice and a another bottom seeded Chaos win another title? Whips had to come back from 2 down in the 3rd. :06 til the end of Q3, Whips D takes a desperation 2pt shot which ricochets around, off a Chaos D, and into the net. They got another 2 before the Outlaws closed to 1 with :45 to play. I think Carolina beats Utah w/ no Tom Schreiber. Archers have a lot of firepower, but he's the best middie in the world right now, and leads them in assists. NY v Maryland is cool for me because I know both HC, having worked summer camps for them eons ago. Have to give the edge to Atlas as they've been so damn good all summer long. I will not be shocked at all if both of those are incorrect picks.
  2. Nice of you to show up!
  3. Doesn't help that Minn is playing very well, imo. Seems like every swing on their side of the net sounds like a cannon going off.
  4. Fucking hell.
  5. Where's that tough net defense from yesterday? And where did tournament Jenna go?
  6. Need to nip this in the bud
  7. You meant this to be rhetorical, yes?
  8. Damned impressive W today. Straight rolled S 3 & 4.
  9. Loving the net defense today. Very impressive. Jenna looks like a different player out there this year.
  10. Hard not to love a Ferrari win at Monza, and I typically revel in their misery.
  11. Which one of you is this?
  12. Mittens

    High

    I was on probation for like 2 years and wasn't smart enough to just quit smoking, but never popped hot. Can't recall the exact brand, because this was damn near 20yrs ago, but there was one at Planet K that looked almost exactly like an orange gatorade. I would think most of them are the same. Good luck w/ the pre-test today. If you want to go overboard, drink a jar of pickle juice and a shitload of cranberry juice the day before the test. Basically flooding your system w/ vinegar and flushing w/ cranberry. Take the detoxifier as directed - usually an hour or two before piss time. Keep drinking water. If they come back to you and say your piss is too clear, tell them you can't help how you pee and if they want to wait for another round, you're more than happy to provide, as you were hydrating to make sure you could produce. The second sample will still be clear, but they shouldn't give you enough shit to come back another time.
  13. Mittens

    USMNT 2024

  14. Hell of a catch by the Clemson TE
  15. @Napoleon if that shit plays out I'll hunt you down and skin you alive just for putting into the universe. 😡😡
  16. Y'all can literally derail ANY thread.
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