My daughter was in a freshman theology class. The professor stated there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. "I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off this platform!!!!"
Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when the professor was hit with a perfectly thrown TI-83 calculator. This sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold.
The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The calculator thrower nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat in silence. The class looked at him and fell silent also.....Waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the calculator thrower in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
"God was really busy monitoring the transfer portal. So he sent me."
The student who perfectly threw that TI-83 calculator, Quinn Ewers. Some even said it was a spiral.