TheFlyingBoat

How did you know Satya and I got hired?

Austin's only hope for stars imo is in barbecue and maybe an omakase place. Barley Swine, Odd Duck, etc. are not worthy of a star and wouldn't get one if you plopped it down in SF, Chicago, or NYC. I don't see Jeffrey's getting one. Here is the list of steakhouses in all of America with a star: https://guide.michelin.com/en/us/restaurants/1-star-michelin/steakhouse No traditional steakhouse other than Gwen in LA makes the list. You two have two Korean barbecue joints crossed with a steakhouse with Cote NYC/Miami, you have Niku which leans heavily into Japanese flavors and techniques, and Capa which is a steakhouse with a Spanish tapas edge. Like I don't see what Jeffrey does that's better than a starless steakhouse in NYC. The one thing Austin does better than anywhere else is barbecue and I think Michelin will reward that heavily with Franklin for sure getting one star, Interstellar and Leroy & Lewis probably getting one, and maybe Distant Relatives if they choose to give 4 away to barbecue. Birdie's and Nixta have a chance maybe? But idk.

Transitive loss to NIU 😂

The world came tumbling down...

Brain dead

I'm sorry did the Big 10 dissolve after FSU and Clemson went to the Big 12? FSU and Clemson would be the 4th and 6th best teams in the Big 10 at best if they joined there and they'll be the undeniable 1 and 2 in the Big XII if they join there. And you expect the Big XII to be the second best conference?

Nailed it

This is dumb as fuck. If you want to curb housing price growth rates, build units at the rate the population grows. Cutting interests rates would massively inflate home prices as dry powder sitting on the sidelines rushes in to buy at low interest rates.

Just need to call the touchdown play

I'll stop making fun of Bill Ackman for being a clown when he gives me the return I ought to have gotten for PSTH merging with Stripe to take them public instead of his regarded attempt to buy a stake in UMG that blew up in his face.

I'm saying this as a 27 year old who never saw a world in which Ed Hardy was cool so imo the question is whether you're too young to be wearing it not too old

Señor Lampkin was truly the peak of recruiting nonsense. There are things so much more insane in terms of crime and shenanigans, but nothing quite as through the looking glass as failing school to get out of UT and to go to OU

https://xkcd.com/1172/ Hovering over the image shows the alt-text that perfectly sums this up

He got a 30 year mortgage on the car

TEXAS!!!

Wake up bastards, it's gameday!!! TEXAS!

This is gruntling

With that p-value I do not believe we can reject the null hypothesis of it not being rigged

There is zero chance I sleep tonight

This game is ridiculous

This game is batshit

LFG

I'm in Oslo rn and I need Baker to move up his commitment for before I sleep

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