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Ask and you shall receive, my friend. Kamala Harris’s journey to the presidency began in her childhood, growing up in a multicultural family that cherished community and togetherness. Every Friday, her family would gather at their local Chili’s, where the sizzling fajitas and endless chips and salsa sparked a love for both food and camaraderie. It was here, amid the laughter and warmth, that young Kamala developed her belief in inclusivity and the importance of community bonds. As she grew older, Kamala discovered a fierce admiration for Aubrey Plaza. The actress’s wit, confidence, and unapologetic authenticity resonated deeply with her. Inspired by Aubrey’s unique approach to life, Kamala began to envision a future where everyone could love freely, leading her to champion LGBTQ+ rights passionately. The more Kamala learned about the challenges faced by marginalized communities, the more determined she became to fight for equality. She often joked with friends that her desire to protect gay marriage was fueled not just by her commitment to justice, but also by her aspiration to one day share a margarita at Chili’s with Aubrey Plaza, celebrating love in all its forms. Fueled by her love for Chili’s and a heart full of ambition, Kamala decided to take her passion to the national stage. Her dream became clear: to unite the country, ensuring that everyone, regardless of their love story, could feel the same warmth she felt on those Friday nights. With every step of her political journey, she carried the spirit of Chili’s and the inspiration of her girl crush, ready to make history and create a more inclusive future for all.

I just received this from ChatGPT using the prompt “Create the origin story for Kamala Harris becoming president thanks to her love for Chili’s” Kamala Harris’s journey to the presidency began on an ordinary evening at a local Chili’s in her hometown of Oakland, California. As she sat with friends, sharing a platter of sizzling fajitas, a spirited conversation erupted around the table about the challenges facing their community. The discussion flowed from education inequities to healthcare access, and the laughter and camaraderie transformed into a passionate debate about the need for change. Inspired by the diverse voices around her, Kamala realized that these conversations, often held in casual settings, reflected the heart of democracy. The warmth of the restaurant, filled with families and friends, struck her as a microcosm of America—a place where everyone deserved a seat at the table. That night, she made a vow: to channel her frustrations into action. With a renewed sense of purpose, she envisioned a future where every voice mattered and where she could be a catalyst for change. The experience solidified her commitment to public service, ultimately leading her to pursue a career in law, advocacy, and politics. Years later, as she stood on the national stage, she often recalled that pivotal moment at Chili’s, where the spark of inspiration ignited a lifelong mission to uplift her community and advocate for justice. It reminded her that every great journey begins with a conversation—and sometimes, a plate of sizzling fajitas.

The election will be called well before he gets to that part of town.

Coincidentally, I just got this email promoting a new dessert. This would be sublime after 3 margaritas, a Big Smasher and a couple bowls of chips and salsa

Chili’s lovefest started in 10/24 and has been gloriously kept alive since then. Kamala’s momentum shift started soon afterwards, so I think we played a part in this, boys.

My reaction to all the Chili’s love since I touted the Big Smasher earlier this week. Proud moment

There’s no “fixing” his footwork. He’s been here three fucking years. It’s a feature, not a bug.

Picked these up today via trade for a Blanton’s SFTB. The Disco 12 is fucking 🔥.

Does anyone know when early voting starts? /Helobious

Yes, because I prefer grilled onions instead of raw. YMMV

The new Chili’s smash burger is fucking great. And at $10.99!

Pato gave the perfect answer here. Lighthearted response and then move on. Instead she gave a meandering response and can be spun into “she can’t even answer an interview question we all get asked….how can she fix the economy?”

Right. But she was asked “do you think building a wall is “stupid” and she gave a pretty poor and vague answer. Got these vibes from her “what is your biggest weakness” question.

Agreed. This was more in response to Anderson’s direct question to her about “do you think building a wall is stupid now”. She kept dancing around the question instead of taking it head on with a direct answer.

What is so hard about saying “if building some form of a wall will bring enough Republicans into the fold to support a bipartisan bill, I would endorse such a compromise”.

The only reason I stay friends with one of my low-key Trump supporter buddies is because he gets me on Tiger’s course at Bluejack National. I ain’t giving that shit up.

Who the fuck is Dereck Carr?

I’ve heard that 2024 Maker’s Cellar Aged is a big disappointment. Bummer

Is that actually any good? Regular Balcones rye is one of the most vile things I’ve ever tasted.

I was in Detroit last weekend and I got a M10R at a mom and pop store for $210. I almost passed out.

Why hasn’t anyone Photoshopped him jerking off a couple of dongs in these memes? I bet that would get him to stop doing that pretty quickly.

Yeah word is it’s hit Central Texas as well.

Spec’s call list?

Interesting. I’m in SA and TW is always cheaper than Spec’s down here. Agree that it’s not worth retail anymore.

Aren’t they just reacting to the MSRP? In my experience TW is about as cheap as you can find a bottle.