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Genco

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  1. A hall of fame poster on a message board for a land grant diploma mill is channeling Louis Winthorpe IV smugness about a school he couldn't get into. "Like, oh sure, HE got into Duke."
  2. He didn't spend enough time in the Dexter Manley Academic Center.
  3. His name's Michael Elko. His friends call him Elk. You might have noticed that, uh, he's got a slight weight problem. Some doctor told him he swallows a lot of aggression... along with a lot of pizzas!
  4. The University of Texas has claimed its right of prima nocta to aggy's college football hopes and dreams.
  5. Hopefully he's riding a trike these days.
  6. And if they manage to overachieve and win a fifth game they'll rush the field.
  7. Yeah but aggy is prepared to offer him a total compensation package with an incentive structure to share in the upside. All he has to do is accomplish more than aggy has been able to do in 84 years. Aggy is going to make him an offer that any accomplished P5 coach would refuse.
  8. There is no external coaching force strong enough to overcome aggy inertia. It consumes everything it comes into contact with and destroys coaching careers along with their dignity. It's like "the Nothing" from The Neverending Story.
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