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  1. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    Christ, their fucking Surgeon General is a veterinarian; did you no apply?
  2. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    Could you have your daughter hold up her grades for us when you post the picture? We're just here for the education.
  3. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    I got that reference.
  4. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    Or simply ask if they would like more Mayo with that?
  5. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    Seem? No.
  6. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    Now, wait a minute and hear me out, I do think it is their mutant seed that is the problem.
  7. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    They so transparently want the wider world to mistake them for the University of Texas. Their nil is 'Texas Aggie blah blah blah'.
  8. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    Well, I hope you're ready for what follows after this proclamation. I'm assuming @Newy25 will want to duel you at the very least; he may just send an assassin. You're going to want to pick the weapons, of course, and a second as well. I'm available via zoom if you need encouragement. I don't know the duties of a second, but it's probably something like a notary.
  9. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    and a line of stalls at a Super Buc-ee's.
  10. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    Completely unrelated and coincidental tangent: I wonder how low you have to be to steal from a charity?
  11. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    Maroon Carrots and Cold Fusion not your bag, sir?
  12. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    Live look upon learning his, graphic and destructive, shit is now an internet legend.
  13. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    Well, not the very millisecond after they admitted to fucking up with Jimbo.
  14. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    We'll settle for it being bad for you and work from there.
  15. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    Well, I'm assuming you were there during conception or was that a Ron McKelvey situation?

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