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  1. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    I think you may have gotten colder with this guess
  2. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    accidental, but still accurate, nice
  3. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    a simple pay stub will be sufficient, sir
  4. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    yea, Peter Gardere is a much better quarterback than VY, look at his record against ou
  5. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    we are in agreement on who is a better quarterback between Vince and Sam name all the Texas quarterbacks that would have had more success with Tom Herman than Sam has (again not Colt and Vince) it seems the detractors are assigning losses to the quarterback and I'm assigning them to Tom Herman
  6. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    Ehlinger has fewer career interceptions, 27, than Applewhite, 28, and Opie had 400 fewer pass attempts he's obviously not hurting the team with turnovers he has a ridiculous number of touchdowns when this team goes 4 or 5 wide, they excel because they have a great quarterback when they go conservative and bunch things up and try to bludgeon the other team, they bog down; this is not an indictment of your record setting quarterback, it is a fucking indictment of the coach by and large, when this team loses, they lose by one score why the fuck are you blaming the record setting quarterback? he's not accurate enough for you? Who was more accurate besides Colt and David Ash (in 800 fewer attempts)?
  7. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    just name a quarterback and we can discuss it. I'll put up his statistics against anyone not named Colt or Vince.
  8. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    to the Sam haters outside of Colt and Vince, who are better quarterbacks that have started for Texas?
  9. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    sorry son
  10. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    and you would equate that to being a head coach anywhere?
  11. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    little known fact is that @South Austin was born the runt of seven in a litter of pups arising from seven sires each with a different sexually transmitted disease narrator: no, this wasn't even close to being over the line
  12. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    fixed it for the best in the business
  13. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    *while having absolutely no pressure as the offensive coordinator for the greatest coach in the history of college football
  14. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    wait till he quietly coos at you and you find yourself signing adoption papers
  15. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    dude this is the 'urban meyer or bust thread', not the 'coaches I'd like to get shit-faced drunk with' thread
  16. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    you are a fucking aggy using the word 'watershed' and taking a shot at LHN is pretty transparent dude
  17. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    somebody put Herbsteit's face on this fine weatherperson and make the 'storm' burnt orange
  18. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    the self-flagellating, woe is me, bitch made Longhorn is the worst fucking Longhorn pull yourself together you gigantic pussy
  19. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    cow tipping has been proven to be a myth
  20. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    fixed it for
  21. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    let's not be too hasty, maybe he is vacationing in Vancouver
  22. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    goddamn it; I think I can be talked into this; at least it's not fucking Steve Sarkisian
  23. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    yea, the guy taking it as a given that Sarkisian is taking over for Saban is the genius in this scenario
  24. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    you think he's going to stay sober in the Texas job? He has absolutely ZERO pressure in the position he's in right this fucking moment.
  25. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    there are people in this advocating Sarkisian as a non-joke candidate? is that what I'm reading? this is the guy that was average as fuck at Washington and then wen to USC and turned himself into a flaming dr. pepper? you morons want a flame out drunk because he has the fucking no pressure job of being Nick Saban's offensive coordinator? is everyone completely and utterly out of their fucking minds? let me get this straight, you think he will stay sober in the sunshine and candycanes job of the Texas head coach? jesus fucking christ fuck shit

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