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NoctambulantBrobdingnagian

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  1. Why would I know that, plus that completely ruins the joke. So, sorry, you are the blond skinny girl with braces until further notice.
  2. You look pretty young in this picture, what are you 'too old' for?
  3. Interviewer: Do you know where you are now? Sweat: You know that you're within my gravitational field now, right?
  4. That is a Proof of Gravity experiment, sir. You're probably a t-shirt fan, ya stupid sip.
  5. His vestigial left arm is unsettling, but a one-armed quarterback is also inspiring.
  6. The problem is a lot of the spaces he chooses to eat have large pizzas in them.
  7. That's actually the correct use of hollowed in this context...
  8. Dear Leader, I tried to give you a hook'em, but I'm all out because I blew my load in the laugh at a&m thread. Could you be a good chap and give yourself a hook'em? p.s. I need to change my user name as it is no longer appropriate as the mother fucker done woke up. How does Burnt Orange Fuck Lion sound, or do we need to do a pole?
  9. Weirdly, Mac was an obsessed fan of a particular generation of stark trek show; his record is simply a reflection of that and an homage. When asked to comment on this quirk, Mac had a behind the scenes back story. "It's simply a little known fact, that Jeri Ryan's character was supposed to go by the name 'One of Twelve'. Well, I took care of that little issue earlier this year. My good friends Bob and Bobby, respectively, knew this."
  10. Sir, you are posting on the 'new' site, surly; the old, bevo scat site is somewhere that way...., gestures vaguely.
  11. I have it on good authority that Saban was on a private plane out of chapel hill. Further, it's clear that this is not over by any stretch of the imagination, as Mack Brown has been confirmed to be recruiting in Florida and could not be reached for comment. Sources close to the hall of fame coach believe he will be available after the team banquet where he intends to throw a hissy fit.
  12. Christ, their fucking Surgeon General is a veterinarian; did you no apply?
  13. Could you have your daughter hold up her grades for us when you post the picture? We're just here for the education.
  14. Or simply ask if they would like more Mayo with that?
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