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  1. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    agreed
  2. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    you got that right, baby
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    fuck, I wish my legs looked like his arms
  4. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    you don't say
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  6. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    I think you're taking this w(hole) prisoner's dilemma a little too literally dude.
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  8. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    Did someone say Sleeping Giant? I'm about ready wake up and start slapping bitches.
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    that video is so good every time it is posted, I haven't been sated yet
  11. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    He changed his name due to the inherent racism homo-sapiens (not to mention homo-erectus, heh oh) has towards the Neanderthals.
  12. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    did that woman die?
  13. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    it's the equivalent to the Swagcopter Down meme a few years ago, magnificent
  14. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    does his signature say, "Titty Baby"? That looks like a lot of fucking 't's doesn't?
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    Except, of course, the 12 games that will be hastily moved to LHN
  16. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    come on people, think about it
  17. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    yea, he was slumped over and swaying the entire time
  18. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    I have a similar story involving Woody Harrelson. Have no idea what decade it happened in, but probably the 90s. He was absolutely blasted out of his mind as you can imagine. I was with a buddy of mine and the girl that was with us had this throwback voluptuousness from the 60s. He could not take his eyes off her beautiful breasts. Long story short, he followed us her around all night and we partied and smoked until the sun came up. Oh, and to make it more relevant to your story, he was short. p.s. Dude was so hammered; me and my friend just kept going through Cheers references and he kept motorboating and filling the bong; it was fucking surreal.
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    This is going about like the time he approached shaggy.
  21. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    Jesus christ, Texas is the Father in that scenario, with 8 sons that have been running the family business into the ground. Daddy is cutting off the trust funds to the tit babies.
  22. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    is this what hate sex feels like?
  23. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    Hey, Texas and Oklahoma, WE HAVE VALUE, SIRS! - the orphan 8 (while being in the Big 12) Fuck, we are horrible, no one is going to want us, we are totally and completely without any value standing on our own - the orphan 8 (and of course, reality)
  24. NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
    We're fine with you going independent, my dude.
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