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NoctambulantBrobdingnagian

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  1. nice humblebrag after getting an expensive chest wax
  2. dude, the SMU snark was a complete throw away line; don't get your panties in a bunch. And no you are not a bigger Texas fan than blah blah blah, jesus christ nobody cares. stay on the specific point of the argument, Sam Ehlinger's interceptions, rather than take further potshots on the bigger picture of the football program anyway, love the ponies for the following:
  3. jesus fucking christ, you are the one who posted a 'disbelieving' gif regarding Sam's penchant for interceptions. I posted the above stat and you bring up fucking conference titles and national title shots? What the fuck? It's very simple, he didn't turn the ball over much during his career. No need to move the fucking goal posts.
  4. I don't know, a big 12 record 308 passes without an interception seems pretty good, but maybe someone in a pony uniform has done better. But, then again, nobody gives a fuck about that.
  5. I think you're taking this w(hole) prisoner's dilemma a little too literally dude.
  6. Did someone say Sleeping Giant? I'm about ready wake up and start slapping bitches.
  7. that video is so good every time it is posted, I haven't been sated yet
  8. He changed his name due to the inherent racism homo-sapiens (not to mention homo-erectus, heh oh) has towards the Neanderthals.
  9. it's the equivalent to the Swagcopter Down meme a few years ago, magnificent
  10. does his signature say, "Titty Baby"? That looks like a lot of fucking 't's doesn't?
  11. Except, of course, the 12 games that will be hastily moved to LHN
  12. come on people, think about it
  13. yea, he was slumped over and swaying the entire time
  14. I have a similar story involving Woody Harrelson. Have no idea what decade it happened in, but probably the 90s. He was absolutely blasted out of his mind as you can imagine. I was with a buddy of mine and the girl that was with us had this throwback voluptuousness from the 60s. He could not take his eyes off her beautiful breasts. Long story short, he followed us her around all night and we partied and smoked until the sun came up. Oh, and to make it more relevant to your story, he was short. p.s. Dude was so hammered; me and my friend just kept going through Cheers references and he kept motorboating and filling the bong; it was fucking surreal.
  15. This is going about like the time he approached shaggy.
  16. Jesus christ, Texas is the Father in that scenario, with 8 sons that have been running the family business into the ground. Daddy is cutting off the trust funds to the tit babies.
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