NoctambulantBrobdingnagian

What does this have to do with you?

well, to be fair, most of our shitty fans reside in our agricultural branch on the brazos

Imagine, these chuckle fucks think that this has been a humbling experience for us, lol.

If a quorum is called I will boondoggle it by reading from one of my posts in the Tell Me About Texas a&m thread. - @Randolph Duke, probably

and everyone always makes a mental note that @Armybrat has in order: translated from roman numerals, left off the designation BC, or randomly spouted out random facts about Lou Gehrig because dementia

Kansas and Iowa State going to kick 'Big' Red in the nuts in perpetuity? Yes please.

and magical salamanders

You think this is going to stop in weeks? Billy Luigi's last breath, years from now when we've beaten them 12 years in a row (heh), will be audibly bitching about this, hitting send on his twitter comment, and stroking out with a burnt orange embolism.

You are an enormously naive dumb fuck if you think this has anything to do with (recent) records.

I think you seriously underestimate how much these schools love money. Adding Texas and OU is going to add 30 million per school on top of what they make now. If aggy doesn't shut up, there are plenty of swamps that they can disappear into.

To be clear, are the remaining Big 12 members offering blowjobs?

The only question I have is whether or not the Big10 and the PAC try to lure us at the 11th hour.

I've followed this league since its inception in 1993 before the World Cup in 1994. I've never been to a Burn game in all that time, but I will be there when Austin takes over that stadium August 7, 2021. Austin will be treating the Dynamo like Texas treats the Cougars and Owls and will treat the Burn like SMU; rather than Burnt Orange taking over, it will be a sea of green in those stadiums.

Apparently you missed the fact that McCoughnagey (I'm fine with the spelling) is playing Josh Wolff in this video. I think he got the accent right, but the makeup guys let him down a little bit. Look closely at Josh's McCoughnagey's nose; they clearly exaggerate for effect.

Our last game before the Gold Cup break is against LA FC this Wednesday; LA has a Saturday game on the road at Real Salt Lake. I like getting them on a short week. After the Gold Cup Break we play Seattle in our first game back on Thursday, July 22. Every other team comes back earlier; Seattle has a game on Sunday, July 18 at Minnesota. I like getting them on a short week as well. Getting 6 points is likely from these two. We've already taken road points off Number 1 Western Conference Leader, Seattle and Number 2, KC (were leading KC 1-0 before a Ring red in other KC road game). Additionally, we've outright beaten Number 4 in the west, Colorado, as well as Number 5 in the west, Minnesota, both on the road. We just thrashed the team sitting in the final playoff spot, Number 7 Portland. Additionally, we took a point off of the east team we get to play this year, Number 5 in the east, Columbus. All of this without a fucking striker. I think we are sitting pretty. I'm starting to get giddy with the possibilities. Playoffs should expected at this point. How's that for glass is half full?

Right after the game I had to go take a piss so I didn't burst once we got on the train. Walking against the grain of the crowd coming towards me and I notice Claudio Reyna, in a suit, a phone to his ear with a big shit eating grin. Without realizing what I'm doing, suddenly I've grabbing him on both sides of his shoulders and shaking him and screaming: "Fucking holy shit, Claudio, you fucking did it baby"! Rather than head but me or cold cock me (heh), he screams back at me laughing hysterically, and high fived me. (he also turned his phone to me to show me who he was taking to, but I'm blind and couldn't see her tits) Holy fuck that night was ridiculous. p.s. The only thing untrue in this story is the tits; they may have been there, but again I'm blind. (and was drunk)

important thing to note is he's not the DP that we've been waiting on; he'll be in addition to a big DP signing

yea, the objective doc that asks the question: shouldn't the US Women's national team be gifted the bonus money they would've gotten if they won the Men's World Cup?

I was thinking the back up goal keeper was a brother for some reason; I'm an old so don't persecute me.

yea, they have either too slow in build up (early season) and now have no patience. The real issue is that chances are there and there isn't anyone there to finish. Even a Zardes level finisher would have us with 3 more wins I think.

This is false from what I understand.

think his brother is on the team (Pulisik) and Greg's son is on the team (Berhalter)

Uh, it's the fans (supporters groups) that picked those names for themselves. What does the team have to do with the supporters groups naming themselves in Spanish?

I think you are thinking of Gallagher rather than Pochettino; the latter doesn't get near goal much and tends to shoot from distance