Everything posted by NoctambulantBrobdingnagian
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Austin FC
This is false from what I understand.
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Austin FC
think his brother is on the team (Pulisik) and Greg's son is on the team (Berhalter)
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Austin FC
Uh, it's the fans (supporters groups) that picked those names for themselves. What does the team have to do with the supporters groups naming themselves in Spanish?
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Austin FC
I think you are thinking of Gallagher rather than Pochettino; the latter doesn't get near goal much and tends to shoot from distance
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Austin FC
He is one of the top 3 defensive midfielders, number 6 positionally if you will, in the league He is like top 5 in tackles won (1 fewer game than the league leader) and top 5 in passing percentage as well I believe.
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Austin FC
yea, and I think that was only the second red of his career, completely lost his mind for no reason; stupid fucking foul at mid field
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Austin FC
fuck, you forget the guy is on the field until they announce Housen has almost done something good...again
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- Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
Did this garner any aggy anguish? Where does that leave us in the rankings?- USMNT 2021
Again, I don't know a fucking thing a bout him. You want to be less subtle and give me the short story?- USMNT 2021
Why is this again? I don't know much about him other than he's come up through the U.S. youth system.- 2021 European soccer megathread
the second Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, and Tottenham get relegated to the Championship, the Championship becomes the Premier League- 2021 Texas spring football thread
I can confirm that this is true according to my anonymous sources. The underlying reason is even more miraculous. Malcolm Epps had been diagnosed with narcolepsy by the previous staff. As everyone who has watched Epps play can attest, this has affected his aggression and blocking ability. The new staff has decided to take a more unconventional approach. They have synchronized Spring practices to coincide with Epps sleeping episodes (this is the actual reason for the delay in practices, not covid). This is where it gets interesting: the new staff found out that Epps also had violent nightmares while having a narcoleptic episode. Says one former anonymous player, "[Bleep] dude, when that mother[Bleeper] is asleep it's like that kung fu movie where Kareem Abdul Jabbar fights Bruce Lee". (said my anonymous source Juwan Mitchell, remember to delete sources name later) Says one anonymous coach, "Uh yea, we just have one of the players on offense walk him to his place on the line. When Bijan runs behind Epps when he starts to flail, it usually goes for a touchdown." Well, there you have it, this confirms what Kirk Johnson has been telling me during his what should have been stellar career. -- Chip Brown- PSA: Texas vs Ohio State - 2005 (LHN)
How long did it take you to convince the Buckeyes of this?- 2021 Texas spring football thread
Look dude, the other 'choice' was a guy who couldn't bench a 100 lbs. Lay off the Trailblazers.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Linguists, cunning or otherwise, are still not sure what language the Ogre speaks- I hate hoaxes
then why do you continue to perpetuate the story that Strong was a good coach?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
fixed- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Narrator: and inevitably fail- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
negged- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
This captures my thoughts succinctly. Dude is an aggy.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Congrats on your recent citizenship Mrs. EJ?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I'm comforted by the the unassailable fact that there is no way Carl can spell my user name correctly.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Let's get rid of Carl again my dudes- Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
the joke's on you Saty, your search for 'disaster' came up positive for the Longhorns - Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
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