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TotallyLegit

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  1. There might be some horseshoe theory at work here, because that name is so white that itā€™s definitely black.
  2. Mankind has yet to invent a camera with a shutter speed fast enough to photograph him.
  3. You could even get the mothers to live on the property before the student-atholetes are born. It worked great in Waco!
  4. It's only a matter of time till we see a recruit named Skyrizi.
  5. I'll reserve judgement until I see the NFL combine tongue measurements.
  6. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/john-kerry-says-the-first-amendment-is-getting-in-the-way-of-online-censorship/ar-AA1rqkR8#:~:text=F ormer secretary of state John Kerry recently spoke at
  7. You don't think they've got their fingers on the pulse of the prediction markets for "Texas Longhorns RB coach on August 30, 2025"? The volume must be in the dozens.
  8. P hat trick? Is that some kind of statistics joke?
  9. I love the smell of pussy in the morning. Smells like...victory.
  10. Terryā€™s mass is between 2 megaelectronvolts and 1.5 * 10^53 kg
  11. That one shot where it transitions from animatronic T-Rex to CGI T-Rex is beautiful
  12. Drew Allar just got 50 shades of Grey'd
  13. Personally, Cam Skattebo kind of reminds me of Toby Gerhart because Iā€™m racist.
  14. This is actually a reasonable take. Consider the touchdown to Helm against Clemson. We have a strong tendency to run quick screens from empty, so when the safety saw the RB motion to empty with no WR to his side of the field, he thought the same thing. Tendencies can absolutely be a good thing if you go against them effectively as well.
  15. An ASU girl who realizes that those two words rhyme is marriage material.
  16. He hands the ball off good as fuck
  17. Wonderlick my balls, capitan
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