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    When App State got to the SEC, did it change, Jimbo?
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    Sark is very picky about how routes are run, and the Briles route tree is basically the Charlie Brown Christmas tree. I suspect the contrast in this area is what he was talking about.
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    Oh, so like a shitkicker
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    Don't ask; don't squeal
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    Sometimes I like to eat nothing but sardines then do a handstand shit. I call it the Golden Corral
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    I suspect I like the guy and want him to succeed more than most around here, but I can't help but contemplate the irony of this clip
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    I have a highly paid nurse on retainer to wipe my ass 24/7. One of the best in the biz
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    Rather than salting Carthage, Scipio Aemilianus could have sent Dolores Liucci to govern it, and the results would have been at least as devastating
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    If they can win at Ole Miss and it's not a fluke, I think that will be indicative of a successful season
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    I like how his counterargument is that RG3 is "too close" to the program
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    I mean, he's clearly proven he has what it takes to win in the SEC west
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    The data suggests you'll see some fucked up shit too https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/105IDODri5Qbi3Mj-SGHFUwkfEzt4pAXA4qsprHRzdmo/edit#gid=0
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    My aggy sister and brother-in-law had dinner and drinks one evening with leon and his family in the Cypress area before he headed off for training camp with the 49ers. They said he's actually a super nice guy and more humble and worldly than you'd expect, and he has a great sense of humor too. They said it was a really pleasant evening and some of the most fun they've had with fellow ags, except unfortunately, by the time leon could get the main course, which was fish, from the kitchen to the table, it had begun to smell.
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    That "western power" phrase made me want to make a "decline and fall of Rome" joke, but it'd be so dishonest, as aggy never experienced the rise
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    Reading these conversations between multiple texags posters vividly evokes a Gary Larson cartoon Replace the wolves and sheep with attempted opinion influencers and rational aggy fans, and you'll probably get the idea
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    The subconscious implication (which I agree with) is that Texas is supposed to win shit. When aggy wins shit, it's a pleasant surprise to them. It's not an accident that they hold us to a higher standard than they hold themselves.
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    "I'll just photoshop David Conner's body onto Alex Smith's legs. Nobody will be able to tell the difference."
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    You're about to get dunked on by more than just me, so I'll make it quick and let the others move up in line. Said "analyst", if you can call him that, has a history of being wrong about Texas. Said analyst also claimed there was "not a chance" Texas would win the Big 12 next year, despite the fact that there was a chance we would win it last year, and there is a chance we will be better than last year. You're bad at non-binary thinking, and college football isn't a one game season in which you either win it all or lose it all. You can't claim, "we suck until we don't" and in the same breath claim that anyone who hates on an analyst for announcing we have "no chance" to win the Big 12 must think that we are going undefeated through 2027. You're using hyperbole to criticize those who hate on an analyst for using hyperbole. You're no better than David Pollack.
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    Never trust the decisions of a man who had to repeatedly hit himself in the head to get where he is
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    Now that I think about it, maybe that's why they call it fish camp. In order to be an aggy fan, you need to have a short memory 🤔
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    Thank you for the inspiration

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