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TotallyLegit

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  1. I hope they get a free one-topping Personal Pan Pizza® with those.
  2. I hope we don't use this official visit graphic for any visits on the weekend of 9/11
  3. That's way too honest and merciful to be a troll job. Rodney Ruxin is exactly what aggy needs, and now they won't get it because of their minister of propaganda
  4. This whole thread
  5. Every time I read this thread, it forces me to rethink what is even possible in a culture born out of a large number of humans of average intelligence. The typical Kool-Aid/Jonestown metaphor doesn't really do aggy justice. The closest analogy I can think of is this. Rather than a single Japanese man living and refusing to surrender in the jungle on a remote island in the Philippines for 29 years under the belief that WW2 is still ongoing, imagine instead that it's an entire university. That's aggy
  6. Comparing a person to a Navy vessel is a special kind of retarded.
  7. Sorry, I'm high on the delta 8 you've been peddling to my impressionable mind. Can you tell me how to get on the discord?
  8. After looking at Google Maps, I think the part in the top left is at least somewhat required for the Swimming Center to function.
  9. How come we don't just put the practice fields in the middle of a 10,000 foot rotating cylinder with dynamic hyperbaric/hypobaric chamber, 173,000 terawatt lighting, fans, and sprinklers so that we can accurately simulate the atmospheric conditions, field and sun orientation, and elevation of where we're going to play next?
  10. On the bright side, if there's one thing aggy is good at, it's fundamentalism
  11. Yeah, but was he SEC good or just Freshman SEC good?
  12. I can confirm that delta 8 deserves much of the credit for many of my high quality posts that y'all love so much. Seriously, delta 8 has helped me with my anxiety and PTSD, and it has helped me to better understand myself. Thank you for what you do, and thank you for being a Longhorn.
  13. To be fair, some of those might still come down to menopause.
  14. Wow, he hasn't even decided his number? That IS open.
  15. I walked from campus to Leander just to scout a player in person. Then I walked back 12 hours later. I couldn't walk for more than 15 minutes without my knees hurting for like a month after that. True story...except for the "scouting a player" part.
  16. Well, he typed something but then thought better and deleted it...almost entirely. All he sent was "Ex", and despite being an aggy, he usually forms words and sentences.
  17. I just sent this to my aggy brother in law, and based on the reaction, uh, I should probably shut up for a while.
  18. The more things change... ...the more they stay the same
  19. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I didn't think the hole itself was supposed to get erected...
  20. Does Alex Smith not have any eligibility left?
  21. @closetojumping is wrong. The Cloak Room is not to the right.
  22. If you walk out of practice whenever you want, you're put at 3rd on the depth chart even if nobody is 2nd. Use marijuana or any other Schedule 1 controlled substance in the locker room, and you're looking at 4th. That's just the kind of disciplinarian Jimbo is.
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