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    Well, the Orogbos probably give a shit. And the Smith-Orogbos, for that matter. They're a proud clan of Anglo-Saxon-Nigerians.
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    Brent Venables uses DALL-E to generate images in ways that will soon be illegal.
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    I read you. I read you loud and clear.
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    Graham Harmon writing about Texas each week: Graham Harmon writing about Texas in December:
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    In 30 years, a cybernetic android player by the name of Camdre Wared will come online. He will play for the Tulane Shreveport campus (New Orleans is underwater), throw for 800 yards a game and beat VaTech by 1.414 points (all game state possibilities are simulated until convergence is achieved). He will be carried by a Boston Dynamics electric palanquin onto the stage at the Downtown Athletic Club (now rebuilt), where he is handed the Heisman Trophy by his fathers (made legal by the Semen Digitalization Act), Andre Ware and Cam Ward.
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    Talk about a Heisman moment!
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    Their move-the-chains offense:
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    That's it GET REID WATKINS OUT OF THERE if i wanted to see someone pump his legs while achieving nothing, I'd put in my sex tape
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    Colonel Colon
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    "66 yard drive, all on the ground, but none of the runs were over 23 yards " - Lowell Galindo, when he masturbates tonight.
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    Anyone mentioned Matt Rhule looks like the SEC roll call guy?
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    LOL, "you're not allowed to throw punches, right?" Might be the unintentionally funniest thing I've heard a commentator say.
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    As someone who hasn't provided value in decades and could use some easy credit, I'm finding these Matt Leinart Discover ads persuasive.
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    This Illinois offense is borderline prudish.
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    I assume he headbutted everyone and kept a dictionary open to the definition of insanity during Herman-era tailgates.
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    "How do you do?" is probably the dumbest thing a commentator could say that wouldn't get him fired on the spot. Any worse, and he'd have to say, "Heil Hitler" or something.
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    He said "NSIAP", so he can do whatever he wants.
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    I don’t mean to align myself with him but merely position myself as no better than him. I’m @futureman if he feigned self-awareness.
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    I guess this argument started because I quoted @futureman, so allow me to clear the air. If you have @futureman on ignore, you almost certainly should have me on ignore.
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    Your sarcasm sarcasm meter is broken.
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    Boy, do I wish this were true.
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    Yeah, but Arch gets out of getting pulled over more quickly.

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