TotallyLegit

I don’t mean to align myself with him but merely position myself as no better than him. I’m @futureman if he feigned self-awareness.

I guess this argument started because I quoted @futureman, so allow me to clear the air. If you have @futureman on ignore, you almost certainly should have me on ignore.

Your sarcasm sarcasm meter is broken.

Boy, do I wish this were true.

Yeah, but Arch gets out of getting pulled over more quickly.

Contact is the better Sagan-Hollywood connection.

Arch v Quinn determines the race of the scout team QB

Wrong. If you want to win the Heisman and more, you let Arch play the entire ULM game. You dial up 12 touchdown passes for him (breaking David Klingler's record). In the postgame press conference, you casually drop, "Yeah, Arch broke a 34-year-old record, and now I'm not sure that this record will ever be broken", while staring unblinkingly at Quinn the whole time. The night before the Mississippi State game, you knock on Quinn's dorm room. You say, "You want to start against the Sooners? You know what you need to do." The next day, you and Quinn beat Mississippi State 224-0, breaking John Heisman's record and succeeding in converting 28 two-point conversions. After the game, you call two Bulldog coeds down from the bleachers. You tell them you and Quinn will cheer them up in the locker room. You wink knowingly. They're from Mississippi, so they're total sluts and immediately agree to join you. But they didn't know which locker room to go to and guessed wrong because they're from Mississippi. It doesn't matter. You're not going to the locker rooms. You're heading straight to the airport to fly non-stop to New York. You've got a date with a stiff-arming bronze trophy, and you'd hate to keep him waiting.

Yeah, I bet we'll see some explosive plays against ULM.

lol our backup is the 2nd best qb in the country

Those are the Seminole outside the stadium demanding the university no longer use their NIL.

Oh, Holly Rowe, you remind me of a hot, thick bowl of queso.

Man, I'm starting to think the ags are taking this whole "pretending to be military" thing a bit too far. Reed and Regis, just be sure to pick up Hicks and Weigman's rifles when they drop them.

Mack wouldn't have let him have any of Sally's cookies for using that kind of language.

Yeah, but that's the Joe Bloggs answer. Based on my calculations, he's from somewhere along the stretch of highway between Churchill Falls and Happy Valley-Goose Bay, Newfoundland. A DNA test would likely reveal markers of Labrador Inuit genetics.

Just make sure you cover your whole hand and maybe some of your forearm with salt before each tequila shot.

Does this movie hold up? I love Coming to America, but Trading Places was never on TV when I was a kid.

Well, that was 16 minutes I'll never get back.

Oh, he's getting playing time, alright. The safety chasing the running back as he goes untouched into the endzone should look familiar.

Those big 12 jerseys the fans are wearing are so last season.

What exactly is a possible alternate strategy? Run completely new concepts? Pick a random playbook out of EA College Football 25 and roll with that?

nevermind